21 Tommy Vercetti facts!

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1.Guns don't kill people, Tommy Vercetti kills
people.
2. Tommy Vercetti does not sleep he waits
3. It takes Tommy Vercetti 5 minutes to watch 60
minutes.
4. Tommy Vercetti doesn't believe in Iran.
5. Tommy Vercetti can slam a revolving door.
6. Tommy Vercetti did in fact, build Rome in a
day.
7. There is good, there is evil and there is Tommy
Vercetti
8. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Tommy
Vercetti.
9. It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a
giant meteor. That's true if you want to call the
time Tommy Vercetti and Chuck Norris went on a
massive killing rampage a giant meteor.
10. As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing
to fear but fear itself. And Tommy Vercetti.
11. Tommy Vercetti invented the internet… just
so he had a place to store his porn.
12. Tommy Vercetti smells what the Rock is
cooking... because the Rock is Tommy's personal
chef.
13. Chuck Norris fears Tommy Vercetti
14. Tommy Vercetti uses a night light. Not
because Tommy is afraid of the dark, but the dark
is afraid of him.
15. To be or not to be? That is the question. The
answer? Tommy Vercetti
16. Tommy Vercetti once sued Domino's for not
putting razor wire and thumb tacks on his pizza
and won.
17. The chief exports of Tommy Vercetti ARE PAIN
and DEATH.
18. Tommy Vercetti doesn't see dead people. He
makes people dead.
19. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is
trying to get away from Tommy Vercetti.
20. If Tommy Vercetti wants your opinion, he'll
beat it into you.
21. Tommy has two speeds, walk and kill
 

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22. Tommy Vercetti is Tracking Down Caw Master and You know What is he going to do when he finds his ass...
 

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LOL! ^o) He's gonna whip it like he whipped Chuck Norris!
 

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Goatcheese said:
12. Tommy Vercetti smells what the Rock is
cooking... because the Rock is Tommy's personal
chef.
OK, You got any Proof on this one? Please show me The Proof or I will report this to Sonny Forelli!
I give you The 24-Hours Deadline. If you can't show me The Proof, Then I have no choice but to report this thing to Sonny Forelli!
 

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Sonny is dead. :p why?

23. Tommy Vercetti killed Sonny Forelli

Can you smell what I'm cooking?! :D
 

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Goatcheese said:
Sonny is dead. :p why?

23. Tommy Vercetti killed Sonny Forelli

Can you smell what I'm cooking?! :D
Alright then, I will Call Grove Street Families and tell them to kick your Candy Ass!

I can't smell what Goatcheese is cooking!
 

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Tommy Vercetti is richer than him, he owns them, he owns Vice City! He owned Ken Rosenberg (Drug addiction got him kicked out, so he moved to San Andreas) :p again, mr Tommy wins! He has Diaz's gangs and he owns Vice City! He's the new boss. :D
 

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Goatcheese said:
Tommy Vercetti is richer than him, he owns them, he owns Vice City! He owned Ken Rosenberg (Drug addiction got him kicked out, so he moved to San Andreas) :p again, mr Tommy wins! He has Diaz's gangs and he owns Vice City! He's the new boss. :D
Carl "CJ" Johnson is The Boss!
He owns San Andreas, He owns Madd Dogg, He owns Tommy Vercetti!
He's The Boss of GTA Universe!

Grove Street 4 Life!
 

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.................... Talk all you want, the worst Carl killed was a stupid police officer... And some weak gang members

Tommy killed Lance, he killed Diaz, he killed Sonny Forelli (which is a Mafia boss).. So talk all you want! :B-)
 

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Goatcheese said:
.................... Talk all you want, the worst Carl killed was a stupid police officer... And some weak gang members

Tommy killed Lance, he killed Diaz, he killed Sonny Forelli (which is a Mafia boss).. So talk all you want! :B-)
OK, I know a Man who can Kick Vercetti Candy Ass:

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"REST..... IN..... PEACE!"
 

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24. After that post made by Nadim, Vercetti found him and whipped his ass!
 

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^o) ...or, after that post Tommy Vercetti got even MORE power over Vice City! LOL
 

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25. Tommy Vercetti hates all pee loving people. Including KG24. In fact, during the making of this fact, Tommy found KG24 and made him drink a gallon of piss just for existing. :B-)
 
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