Goatcheese
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1.Guns don't kill people, Tommy Vercetti kills
people.
2. Tommy Vercetti does not sleep he waits
3. It takes Tommy Vercetti 5 minutes to watch 60
minutes.
4. Tommy Vercetti doesn't believe in Iran.
5. Tommy Vercetti can slam a revolving door.
6. Tommy Vercetti did in fact, build Rome in a
day.
7. There is good, there is evil and there is Tommy
Vercetti
8. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Tommy
Vercetti.
9. It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a
giant meteor. That's true if you want to call the
time Tommy Vercetti and Chuck Norris went on a
massive killing rampage a giant meteor.
10. As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing
to fear but fear itself. And Tommy Vercetti.
11. Tommy Vercetti invented the internet… just
so he had a place to store his porn.
12. Tommy Vercetti smells what the Rock is
cooking... because the Rock is Tommy's personal
chef.
13. Chuck Norris fears Tommy Vercetti
14. Tommy Vercetti uses a night light. Not
because Tommy is afraid of the dark, but the dark
is afraid of him.
15. To be or not to be? That is the question. The
answer? Tommy Vercetti
16. Tommy Vercetti once sued Domino's for not
putting razor wire and thumb tacks on his pizza
and won.
17. The chief exports of Tommy Vercetti ARE PAIN
and DEATH.
18. Tommy Vercetti doesn't see dead people. He
makes people dead.
19. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is
trying to get away from Tommy Vercetti.
20. If Tommy Vercetti wants your opinion, he'll
beat it into you.
21. Tommy has two speeds, walk and kill
people.
2. Tommy Vercetti does not sleep he waits
3. It takes Tommy Vercetti 5 minutes to watch 60
minutes.
4. Tommy Vercetti doesn't believe in Iran.
5. Tommy Vercetti can slam a revolving door.
6. Tommy Vercetti did in fact, build Rome in a
day.
7. There is good, there is evil and there is Tommy
Vercetti
8. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Tommy
Vercetti.
9. It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a
giant meteor. That's true if you want to call the
time Tommy Vercetti and Chuck Norris went on a
massive killing rampage a giant meteor.
10. As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing
to fear but fear itself. And Tommy Vercetti.
11. Tommy Vercetti invented the internet… just
so he had a place to store his porn.
12. Tommy Vercetti smells what the Rock is
cooking... because the Rock is Tommy's personal
chef.
13. Chuck Norris fears Tommy Vercetti
14. Tommy Vercetti uses a night light. Not
because Tommy is afraid of the dark, but the dark
is afraid of him.
15. To be or not to be? That is the question. The
answer? Tommy Vercetti
16. Tommy Vercetti once sued Domino's for not
putting razor wire and thumb tacks on his pizza
and won.
17. The chief exports of Tommy Vercetti ARE PAIN
and DEATH.
18. Tommy Vercetti doesn't see dead people. He
makes people dead.
19. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is
trying to get away from Tommy Vercetti.
20. If Tommy Vercetti wants your opinion, he'll
beat it into you.
21. Tommy has two speeds, walk and kill