Hey Everyone!

[Jyoppi]

Hey guys just wanted to introduce myself. Yes, I know, odd name. It's an inside joke of an inside joke from some friends of mine from years ago. And don't ask about the dancing banana. He might just peel himself and get arrested for indecent exposure. >_>;

Anyways, I'm SLX's husband. So far I like this community. Hope I'm received well. In my spare time (which is ALL the time these days) I enjoy writing, roleplaying, video games, um...yeah pretty much that's it. Am I not interesting now?

Glad to meet you all!


OH!! Forgot one thing. SLX got me interested in wrestling, but just the Attitude Era. I took one look at modern WWE stuff and thought, "What the hell is this crap? This looks like a bunch of C list actors desperate for a gig." Anyways, if anyone wants to chat I promise I don't bite. After all, when was the last time you saw a banana hurt anyone unless it was a peel on some linoleum floor in a poorly scripted sitcom skit?

 

[SLX]

Who is this guy? I'm not...married....

I say we ban him. Anyone in favor?




Just kidding, hun. I hope you make lots of friends.

 

[Jyoppi]

Awwww but I'm too lovable to be banned. D:

Maybe if I make milkshakes I'll make lots of friends. Who wants a milkshake?!

 

[SLX]

I do. Get your ass up and go make me one. I'll pay you later. You know how.

 

[Tired]

If you really want to make friends, bring cookies.

Either way, welcome to the party, pal!

 

[Jyoppi]

Duh!! Cookies! Why didn't I think of that? I'll bake some chocolate chip cookies, then.

Thanks *lurks around*

 

[Tired]

We kinda have a thing about cookies around here.

The thing is, we like cookies.

 

[SLX]

That's why I joined the dark side.

You know, gay polyamory. Evil as fuck.

 

[Jyoppi]

Good, I'm too lazy to make a milkshake anyway. You know, the milk, the ice cream, and having to shake it is EXHAUSTING!

Yes hun, yes. We're evil. *laughs evilly* *hacking cough* *lurks some more*


Here's a recent pic of me and SLX. Note: I'm the one with the full head of hair. LMAO

 

[SLX]

Who's the guy on the left? He's cute.

 

[Jyoppi]

Hopefully it's you. If not, then I gots a lot of explaining to do. .___.

 

[Goatcheese]

I sense a fake account, due to two IP Addresses matching, but I'll keep quite.

 

[SLX]

Yeah, we live in the same damn house.... WTF.

Keson's talked to him on skype. We share a bedroom, 2 different computers.

 

[Jyoppi]

Fake account? *Looks at laptop* Nope, this is a real account. I'm his boo.

 

[The NekoMancer]

Who are ya, foreigner... *points his katana at you and and chews his toothpick*

 

[Jyoppi]

I'm a dancing banana. DUH! And SLX's significant other. Oh, and I can deflect katanas so...good luck!

 

[SLX]

How could anyone honestly mistake us for the same person using 2 accounts? Our personalities are complete polar opposites. Give it time, it'll show.

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[Tired]

How could anyone honestly mistake us for the same person using 2 accounts? Our personalities are complete polar opposites. Give it time, it'll show.

SLX, how long have you been at OSR now? It's like you don't even know the place.

And Mr. Potoo, put your sword away and stop waving it about. No-one here is impressed by it.

 

[Jyoppi]

Bahahhahaha!!!! Was that a gay joke? Because if so, I'M not impressed.

 

[The NekoMancer]

It's not a meat katana rag... IT'S A REAL ONE, LET ME BE A SAMURAI!!!!!! MOOOOOOM!!!!! *runs away cryn evertim*