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I know you were all looking at this as a Rev post. Or not. Bu still, it's me. I know a lot of you guys might see me as random, and I do intelligent posts at times, but this is the first time that I've done something about such an issue like this, so bare with me, it could be a good read.
First, which old PPV name am I talking about? No Way Out? No Mercy? Unforgiven? Armageddon? Any of the other emo-like PPV names they had back in the early and mid 2000s (no wonder the edgy teens love them so much)? Nope, this PPV, in my opinion, would have done better as an Elminination Chamber PPV, with the main event having the best change.
Let me explain. The storyline that was built for Fast Lane is that Roman "didn't prove himself" as ready for Brock, even though he won the Royal Rumble. Now in past years, the No.1 Contender for a championship has been decided in Elimination Chamber matches, as sort of a proving ground for which superstar can survive the monstrosity. So, why not put Roman in with 5 other top superstars who also have a claim that they should have a match with the Beast Incarnate himself? In this scenario, the other 5 wrestlers would be:
-Daniel Bryan (Authority puts him in as a teaser for the fans, he's DANIEL FUCKING BRYAN I SHOULDN'T EVEN EXPLAIN THIS)
-John Cena (15 time World Champ, most color changes ever, one of the best characters in Total Divas, the accomplishments go on and on)
-Rusev (Has never been defeated clean, dominant force and a possible legitimate opponent for Lesnar)
-Seth Rollins (Future of WWE, Authority loves him, compensation for his dick being leaked on Twitter that lead to a shitty Valentine's Day)
-Dolph Ziggler (Sole Survivor at the Survivor Series match that put the Authority out of power, another teaser for the fans)
With this, it puts Ziggler and Rollins out of a crappy and non-hyped opener with Big Show/Kane and Ryback/Rowan, and saves Cena/Rusev from having the match at Fast Lane with the rematch at WrestleMania, while still allowing both men to interact and fight each other in the chamber match. What it also does is it would put huge pressure on Reigns to keep his title shot for WrestleMania.
In short, the match would go like this: Bryan and Ziggler would enter 1st and 2nd, Roman 3rd, Cena 4th, Rusev 5th, and Rollins 6th (because he needs time in that pod to think about the shit he did with the nudes and stuff, a form of a rib and a mental torture type of thing). No one's eliminated until Rollins enters, and then Ziggler is eliminated by Rollins, ending their feud (HOPEFULLY). Rollins then crawls back into the pod and locks himself from Roman, until RANDY FUCKING ORTON comes out from the bottom of Rollins' pod, with Rollins having to run and getting hit with a RKO (outta nowhere!) before Orton slithers out the ring, reviving the Orton/Rollins rivalry. Cena would then catch a flurry of finishers, shades of 2009, getting kicked by Rusev and then passing out in the chamber, building up Rusev vs Cena. Bryan eliminates Rollins with the knee, Rusev gets speared back to Russia, and the two men with the most time in the Chamber, Bryan and Reigns, face off for the final shot at Mania.
Now this can go both ways. If WWE is trying to build up Roman as the man who has a chance at Brock, this is where he would win, because surviving the Chamber with those great talents would make him look great. The fans wouldn't like it, but if it's in the plans, they have to go for it. If they changed to Bryan as the man, it would be good because it builds Bryan back as the underdog while still building up Roman as a legit threat to be champion one day (in other words, that one match does more good for him than the 2 month build he had for the Rumble). Still, with those 6 talents, the fans should be able to enjoy the match.
Note: I hate doing fantasy booking, but in this case, why the hell not? I thought it would be fun.
First, which old PPV name am I talking about? No Way Out? No Mercy? Unforgiven? Armageddon? Any of the other emo-like PPV names they had back in the early and mid 2000s (no wonder the edgy teens love them so much)? Nope, this PPV, in my opinion, would have done better as an Elminination Chamber PPV, with the main event having the best change.
Let me explain. The storyline that was built for Fast Lane is that Roman "didn't prove himself" as ready for Brock, even though he won the Royal Rumble. Now in past years, the No.1 Contender for a championship has been decided in Elimination Chamber matches, as sort of a proving ground for which superstar can survive the monstrosity. So, why not put Roman in with 5 other top superstars who also have a claim that they should have a match with the Beast Incarnate himself? In this scenario, the other 5 wrestlers would be:
-Daniel Bryan (Authority puts him in as a teaser for the fans, he's DANIEL FUCKING BRYAN I SHOULDN'T EVEN EXPLAIN THIS)
-John Cena (15 time World Champ, most color changes ever, one of the best characters in Total Divas, the accomplishments go on and on)
-Rusev (Has never been defeated clean, dominant force and a possible legitimate opponent for Lesnar)
-Seth Rollins (Future of WWE, Authority loves him, compensation for his dick being leaked on Twitter that lead to a shitty Valentine's Day)
-Dolph Ziggler (Sole Survivor at the Survivor Series match that put the Authority out of power, another teaser for the fans)
With this, it puts Ziggler and Rollins out of a crappy and non-hyped opener with Big Show/Kane and Ryback/Rowan, and saves Cena/Rusev from having the match at Fast Lane with the rematch at WrestleMania, while still allowing both men to interact and fight each other in the chamber match. What it also does is it would put huge pressure on Reigns to keep his title shot for WrestleMania.
In short, the match would go like this: Bryan and Ziggler would enter 1st and 2nd, Roman 3rd, Cena 4th, Rusev 5th, and Rollins 6th (because he needs time in that pod to think about the shit he did with the nudes and stuff, a form of a rib and a mental torture type of thing). No one's eliminated until Rollins enters, and then Ziggler is eliminated by Rollins, ending their feud (HOPEFULLY). Rollins then crawls back into the pod and locks himself from Roman, until RANDY FUCKING ORTON comes out from the bottom of Rollins' pod, with Rollins having to run and getting hit with a RKO (outta nowhere!) before Orton slithers out the ring, reviving the Orton/Rollins rivalry. Cena would then catch a flurry of finishers, shades of 2009, getting kicked by Rusev and then passing out in the chamber, building up Rusev vs Cena. Bryan eliminates Rollins with the knee, Rusev gets speared back to Russia, and the two men with the most time in the Chamber, Bryan and Reigns, face off for the final shot at Mania.
Now this can go both ways. If WWE is trying to build up Roman as the man who has a chance at Brock, this is where he would win, because surviving the Chamber with those great talents would make him look great. The fans wouldn't like it, but if it's in the plans, they have to go for it. If they changed to Bryan as the man, it would be good because it builds Bryan back as the underdog while still building up Roman as a legit threat to be champion one day (in other words, that one match does more good for him than the 2 month build he had for the Rumble). Still, with those 6 talents, the fans should be able to enjoy the match.
Note: I hate doing fantasy booking, but in this case, why the hell not? I thought it would be fun.
