BREAKING: Charges against Nash Dropped

[Tired]

Kevin Nash has just announced on Twitter that charges against him have been dropped.

<big><big>KEVIN FRIGGIN' NASH</big></big> was arrested on Christmas Eve on charges of domestic assault and battery against his own son. His son was later arrested on similar charges an hour later. According to witnesses, Nash's son returned home in a drunken state and became verbally aggressive with his mother. When Kevin intervened and told him to be respectful, his son spat in his face and tried to push him away. Kevin then pinned him against a wall. His son responded by scratching at Kevin's face. When police arrived, they initially saw the bloodied Kevin and believed that he was the aggressor and arrested him.

His son claimed to police that Kevin had attacked him and even chokeslammed him. He added that he hit his head on the floor and blacked out for a few moments.

Kevin was released on bail on Christmas Day. He had been very appreciative on Twitter to staff at the facility for their professional and patient conduct. He also praised fans for their support during the whole incident. Even when breaking this latest news, he was still appreciative to fans for their support.

The WWE had suspended Kevin's legends contract until the his "domestic issues were sorted out". There is no word yet if the suspension will be lifted. If it is not, there will likely be an internet petition to get his contract reinstated.

 

[Maximo]

You put Hogan instead of Nash at the beginning of the second line.

 

[Deleted User]

IT'S ALL ABOUT HOGAN WITH THIS GUY!

 

[Tired]

This is worse than that time I got the Great Muta and the Great Khali mixed up. Shesh!

 

[Deleted User]

So, Hogan wasn't arrested Christmas Eve? This thread is confusing.

 

[PinkFloyd]

Kind of sad to know that legends have trouble with their own families sometimes

 

[Maximo]

I want to give you a cheap pop for KEVIN FRIGGIN' HOGAN but you bullied me into giving you one already.


Edit: See, KG gave you a cheap pop for making a mistake Rev, that's how awesome OSR is.

 

[Tired]

No, but he should have been.

<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Hulk Hogan</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>
"Oh yeah. I wax my eyebrows and my toes and everything in between."
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[super_joker]

#PrayForHogan #FreeHimBrother

 

[KG 24]

I want to give you a cheap pop for KEVIN FRIGGIN' HOGAN but you bullied me into giving you one already.


Edit: See, KG gave you a cheap pop for making a mistake Rev, that's how awesome OSR is.

After what he said about Enzo, I didn't wanna do it... but fuck it, I'm a nice guy.

 

[Deleted User]

So you're saying Hogan is in jail, but Nash has been released?

Why is that?

:cena Was Hogan promised he's gonna get out later, but with more press and a larger payoff?

<small><small>I'm not gonna let that go all year.</small></small>

 

[Tired]

Yeah exactly.

Hogan is in there because the jail needed to find peace. The jail had always been unhappy and living in a negative head space. Even though people told Hogan not go anywhere near the prison, he saw the prison one day and had to go over and talk to it. The prison is doing a lot better now because it isn't in such a negative head space any more. But for the last however many years or so, it was just bitter and blaming everyone else for its problems instead of itself. And Hogan is glad that he was able to do something before it was too late.

 

[PinkFloyd]

Hulk Hogan then converted all the Prisoners to his new religion Hoganism
They pray to their messenger Kevin Nash to have his charges dropped so he can release the newest Commandments