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<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>The Crusher on adapting to the WWE style of wrestling
The Crusher: I can say that I'm a better wrestler now that I'm in WWE because the way we work in WWE is totally different than what you see anywhere else. Here, we work with cowardice, and there's a reason for everything we do in the ring. Whether it's a spinning toe hold or a punch to the thingy, there's a reason for everything. Before I would do moves because I felt like it, but there's no steroids or anything. That's why I think I'm a better wrestler now.[/quote]

 

[jcsix]

<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>WCW wants nWo Sting back
nWo Sting says WCW is knocking on their door but they're staying put. When a fan asked nWo Sting if they would be showing up at WCW's Starrcade, they replied:
'Nope! I'm Happy Where I Am. No Starrcade for Me!!! WCW Is Knocking On My Door, But I Won't Answer."
Earlier in the week, nWo Sting told Lex Luger:
'I'll just end up screwing you up'
nWo Sting also wished Great Muta much success in WCW, after making comments in the past about Great Muta using the Green Mist.
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I LOVE THIS!

 

[AKI Man]

Oh I like this!!

Here's mine.

<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>Prince Devitt says TNA is knocking on their door but they're staying put. When a fan asked Prince Devitt if they would be showing up at TNA's Bound For Glory, they replied:
'Nope! I'm Happy Where I Am. No Bound For Glory for Me!!! TNA Is Knocking On My Door, But I Won't Answer."
Earlier in the week, Prince Devitt told Tiger Mask:
'This is his time'
Prince Devitt also wished AJ Styles much success in TNA, after making comments in the past about AJ Styles using the Double Foot Stomp.[/quote]

 

[Deleted User]

This one kinda worked out.

<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>UPDATE Matt Hardy's dead Mom trial
Matt Hardy's dead Mom's court case has been continued once again, Alcoholics Anonymous program administrator Matt Hardy told the court they needed until needed to finish Matt Hardy's dead Mom's evaluation but sources report that it's been pushed back again. It looks like the case might finally be coming to an end later this month. Matt Hardy's dead Mom was arrested a year ago for posession of several quantities of Jeff's blood.[/quote]

We should flood the wrestling news section to see if we get any bites!

 

[TDK]

The Ultimate Warrior cleared of battery charge

Twitter reports that The Ultimate Warrior has been cleared of a battery charge following a recent altercation with an adult male outside of a restaurant.

According to the police report, The Ultimate Warrior and Kevin Nash were leaving the restaurant when a man, who is described as being inebriated, approached Nash. The man became irrelevant after Nash told the drunkard to go away. The Ultimate Warrior intervened and took the man down to the ground.

The Ultimate Warrior held the man down until police arrived, but was arrested on suspicion of battery, a charge that has since been dropped due to lack of evidence.

The Ultimate Warrior told twitter they should have been arrested and that they'd have a good case to file a lawsuit.

"I'm a fake fighter," The Ultimate Warrior added. "My ass isn't a deadly weapon."

 

[Stinger Cage]

on adapting to the WWE style of wrestling
John Cena: I can say that I'm a better wrestler now that I'm in WWE because the way we work in WWE is totally different than what you see anywhere else. Here, we work with , and there's a reason for everything we do in the ring. Whether it's a or a punch to the , there's a reason for everything. Before I would do moves because , but there's no or anything. That's why I think I'm a better wrestler now.

 

[Deleted User]

I think you forgot to fill out the whole thing, my good sir.

 

[KG 24]

<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>John Cena's court case has been continued once again, Weed Smokers United program administrator Evan Bourne told the court they needed until needed to finish John Cena's evaluation but sources report that it's been pushed back again. It looks like the case might finally be coming to an end later this month. John Cena was arrested a year ago for posession of several quantities of weed.[/quote]

THIS IS FUN!

 

[Super El Guapo]

So this is how Dave Meltzer pulls it out!

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Chael Sonnen cleared of battery charge
UFC reports that Chael Sonnen has been cleared of a battery charge following a recent altercation with an adult male outside of a Campbelltown restaurant.
According to the police report, Chael Sonnen and Ted Turner were leaving the restaurant when a man, who is described as being inebriated, approached Ted Turner. The man became sad after Ted Turner told the drunkard to go away. Chael Sonnen intervened and took the man down to the ground.
Chael Sonnen held the man down until police arrived, but was arrested on suspicion of battery, a charge that has since been dropped due to lack of evidence.
Chael Sonnen told UFC they should have been arrested and that they'd have a good case to file a lawsuit.
"I'm a fake fighter,"Chael Sonnen added. "My balls isn't a deadly weapon."

Reason for Australian Championship Wrestling Campbelltown Tour cancellation
The originally planned local promoters for the now officially cancelled Australian Championship Wrestling Campbelltown tour, UFC, recently sent out a statement explaining why the tour was cancelled: "My Neck, my back lick my pussy and my crack." It would appear that I was stoned lead to the cancellation of the Australian Championship Wrestling Campbelltown tour.

UPDATE Ronda Rousey trial
Ronda Rousey's court case has been continued once again, UFC program administrator Irwin R. Schyster told the court they needed until needed to finish Ronda Rousey's evaluation but sources report that it's been pushed back again. It looks like the case might finally be coming to an end later this month. Ronda Rousey was arrested a year ago for posession of several quantities of weed.


Ronda Rousey returning to Australian Championship Wrestling
According to a new report published by UFC, a member of the Australian Championship Wrestling creative team has inquired as to whether or not Ronda Rousey has had talks with officials about returning to the company following their retirement announcement.
Furthermore, it's being reported that the creative team member asked whether or not Muhammad Ali would be involved should Ronda Rousey eventually return to Australian Championship Wrestling. When asked about Muhammad Ali, Irwin R. Schyster reportedly shot down the notion quickly, and said that Muhammad Ali would not be part of any Ronda Rousey return and "that's the end of it."
It is believed at this time that if talks between Ronda Rousey and Australian Championship Wrestling happen, they will be kept very quiet.


Ted Turner correction
Although previous reports noted that former Australian Championship Wrestling star Ted Turner worked this past weekend's Sexpo, Irwin R. Schyster reported on Twitter that Ted Turner did NOT in fact partner against them, but rather Chael Sonnen was Ronda Rousey's partner for a tag match against Irwin R. Schyster and Muhammad Ali.
Our live reporters mistook Ted Turner for Chael Sonnen.

Marketing ideas for Irwin R. Schyster vs Ted Turner
In the new UFC issue featuring a piece on a day in the life of Muhammad Ali, the Australian Championship Wrestling executive says they are looking to the Twilight movie series to market Irwin R. Schyster vs. Ted Turner at Sexpo. 'Think Team Edward vs. Team Jacob,' they said.

 

[Super El Guapo]

tl;dr
<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>Our live reporters mistook Ted Turner for Chael Sonnen.[/quote]

 

[Fuego]

<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>Aj Styles correction

Although previous reports noted that former WWE star Aj Styles worked this past weekend's Wrestlemania, CM Punk reported on Twitter that Aj Styles did NOT in fact partner against them, but rather John Morrison was John Cena's partner for a tag match against CM Punk and Chris Jericho.
Our live reporters mistook Aj Styles for John Morrison.[/quote]

This Is Crazy!

 

[neworleanzgamer]

WikiWrestling reports that CM Punk has been cleared of a battery charge following a recent altercation with an adult male outside of a New Orleans restaurant.
According to the police report, CM Punk and Chris Jericho were leaving the restaurant when a man, who is described as being inebriated, approached Chris Jericho. The man became violent after Chris Jericho told the drunkard to go away. CM Punk intervened and took the man down to the ground.
CM Punk held the man down until police arrived, but was arrested on suspicion of battery, a charge that has since been dropped due to lack of evidence.
CM Punk told WikiWrestling they should have been arrested and that they'd have a good case to file a lawsuit.
"I'm a fake fighter,"CM Punk added. "My stomach isn't a deadly weapon."

iGotta admit, that was fun! xD

 

[jazz]

Despite several botched attempts at establishing Ultimo Guerrero and Wanderlei Silva as a viable tag team, CMLL officials are said to be committed to getting them over on tapings. The dynamic between Paul Heyman and Negro Casas is being seen as a blueprint for what CMLL will do with Ultimo Guerrero and Wanderlei Silva, with Wanderlei Silva doing Ultimo Guerrero�s dirty work for now and then eventually turning babyface and feuding with Ultimo Guerrero

 

[TheDoctor]

<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>Marketing ideas for Velvet Sky vs Fabi Apache
In the new PETA issue featuring a piece on a day in the life of Ayako Hamada, the NJPW executive says they are looking to the Twilight movie series to market Velvet Sky vs. Fabi Apache at last night's tapings. 'Think Team Edward vs. Team Jacob,' they said.[/quote]


lol

 

[ptfrog16]

Not exactly sure how two of these names fit in, but the headline is perfect:

Joey Styles returning to ECW

According to a new report published by peta, a member of the ECW creative team has inquired as to whether or not Joey Styles has had talks with officials about returning to the company following their retirement announcement.
Furthermore, it's being reported that the creative team member asked whether or not CM Punk would be involved should Joey Styles eventually return to ECW. When asked about CM Punk, Sting reportedly shot down the notion quickly, and said that CM Punk would not be part of any Joey Styles return and "that's the end of it."
It is believed at this time that if talks between Joey Styles and ECW happen, they will be kept very quiet.

 

[Blue Warrior]

<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>Beth Phoenix: I can say that I'm a better wrestler now that I'm in TNA because the way we work in TNA is totally different than what you see anywhere else. Here, we work with soul, and there's a reason for everything we do in the ring. Whether it's a leg drop or a punch to the head, there's a reason for everything. Before I would do moves because he killed my family, but there's no cocaine or anything. That's why I think I'm a better wrestler now.
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LOL!

Here is one more:

<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>JBL's court case has been continued once again, GLAAD program administrator John Cena told the court they needed until needed to finish JBL's evaluation but sources report that it's been pushed back again. It looks like the case might finally be coming to an end later this month. JBL was arrested a year ago for posession of several quantities of heroin.[/quote]

:B-)

 

[a3l_public]

<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>Kane: I can say that I'm a better wrestler now that I'm in WWE because the way we work in WWE is totally different than what you see anywhere else. Here, we work with Leg, and there's a reason for everything we do in the ring. Whether it's a Skull Crushing Finale or a punch to the Neck, there's a reason for everything. Before I would do moves because i am so happy, but there's no Drugs or anything. That's why I think I'm a better wrestler now.[/quote]

WTF??

<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>Randy Orton says WWE is knocking on their door but they're staying put. When a fan asked Randy Orton if they would be showing up at WWE's SmackDown, they replied:
'Nope! I'm Happy Where I Am. No SmackDown for Me!!! WWE Is Knocking On My Door, But I Won't Answer."
Earlier in the week, Randy Orton told Kane:
'And I quote'
Randy Orton also wished Chris Jericho much success in WWE, after making comments in the past about Chris Jericho using the Skull Crushing Finale.[/quote]

The words that i put on it are shit! ^o)

 

[Blue Warrior]

<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>John Cena announced this evening on Facebook account that they had suffered a ass related injury and missed their scheduled matches in New York as a result. Despite loss of muscle function, they worked a match at tonight's Bound For Glory taping, wearing a panties while competing.
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<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>Vince Russo says TNA is knocking on their door but they're staying put. When a fan asked Vince Russo if they would be showing up at TNA's Bound For Glory, they replied:
'Nope! I'm Happy Where I Am. No Bound For Glory for Me!!! TNA Is Knocking On My Door, But I Won't Answer."
Earlier in the week, Vince Russo told Eric Bischoff:
'I love kissing ass'
Vince Russo also wished John Cena much success in TNA, after making comments in the past about John Cena using the ass kiss.
[/quote]

<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>John Cena reportedly held a meeting with TNA talents on Tuesday before Bound For Glory, where he stressed that the experienced ass kissers need to step up their games when it comes to telling stories in the ring. Apparently this is a common theme of John Cena's in meetings. It's said that the experienced ass kissers on Tuesday weren't very receptive to the speech as they've heard it all before. Vince Russo asked the experienced ass kissers if anyone had questions and nobody did. It was noted that Hulk Hogan and sidekick Eric Bischoff were the only two people not in attendance for the meeting.[/quote]

 

[barskio]

<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>Heat on CM Punk

CM Punk got shouted at backstage at last night's taping last night. A top WWE Smackdown official ripped into CM Punk for about five minutes due to the way they didn’t sell the Package Piledriver from Cody Rhodes and Davey Richards. CM Punk was told that they are a piece of beer who doesn’t respect the business and will never amount to anything in WWE Smackdown[/quote]

:vinnie

 

[AKI Man]

<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>In the new issue featuring a piece on a day in the life of Stephanie McMahon , the WWE executive says they are looking to the Twilight movie series to market Stephanie McMahon vs. Chyna at last nights RAW Supershow. 'Think Team Edward vs. Team Jacob,' they said.[/quote]

^o)