Cut a promo game

[Super El Guapo]

I've seen this some place and it looks like a fun game all you do is cut a promo on the person above you what do you think guys, if a few of us have xbox live or psn we should try and back our promos up it on svr i'm stomping sinner on xbox live anyway let me know what you think

 

[AKI Man]

Hey micheal, last week on smackdown, I became the number one contender when I pinned you in the middle of the ring, and although you had some outside interference from that HO of yours Stephanie Mcmahon, I defied all the odds, and gave her some of the peoples salami, and I know she knew what the Tnafan was cooking. Now with only one week till OSRmania, you have come to this ring for a rematch? Well tnafan says that you better get yourself a taxi back to the brokeback moutain hotel, and count your blessings that your Ho stephaine mcmahon is still walking, after tasting the peoples salami. If ya smellllll yaaaa, what tnafan is cooking.

 

[Super El Guapo]

TNAFAN! You got lucky last time you had everyone on you side from the reff to the time keeper, next time I will make you tap faster then my mum on pokie manchine
and don't think I didn't see the fear in your eyes when I put you in the 355 lock
Tnafan your luck has just run out!
Can you dig it! :flex:

 

[AKI Man]

Hey listen Micheal, like tnafan said, I poked your HO, and smoked her till her jaw dropped to the floor, with the peoples salami, so what makes you think you will ever beat the great one? I pinned you 1-2-3 in the middle of the ring and now I am on my way to OSRmania for the OSRChampionship, and to cement my legacy as the greatest ever. If you ever want a rematch ya gonna have to wait till after OSRmania, and maybe I will have another poke at you Ho Stephanie"Fake tits"Mcmahon.... Eyebrows raises high"

 

[Super El Guapo]

That's it enough is enough it's time for a change you talk about the "peoples" this and the "peoples" that well I know what the people want and that's me and you in a 16 foot steel cage no place to run no place to hide and yes I can smell what your cooking it smells like humble pie!

 

[AKI Man]

Ok you A**hole, lets make that happen your candy ass, weed smoking, potty training, Ho smelling jobbroni. Ok next week your and me in 15ft high cage, and i am that damn sure im going to win, I will put my OSR number contentder spot on the line. But let me assure you, tnafan is going to makesure you fall of that cage, and if I have to fan bottom you from the top of the cage, so be it. I will see you next week micheal.

 

[Blue Warrior]

Guys, guys, why are you fighting for the number one contendership for MY title, cause you both know you're going to lose in a championship match. So guys, kill yourself inside that 15ft steel cage while I'm going to sit on my couch, drinking beer and watching who will be my next victim. (BW laughs and leaves the ring)

 

[Deleted User]

Blue Warrior, the only reason why that title is wrapped around your dainty little waist is because I had to forfeit it, due to an extremely hazardous Jiffy-pop accident! So sit at home and drink beer pal, because when I'm 100% percent again I'm gonna snap your neck like a piece of kindling!

As for the other mouth-breathers who think they are actual wrestlers, be warned, my shit-list is not something I take lightly, and you two are on it.

Right now all of you guys have your beedy little eyes fixated on the toughest son a bitch in the OSR!

*punches interviewer, takes cash from his wallet*

 

[Super El Guapo]

listen up pukes!
why don't we settle this the old fashion way 4 way hell in a cell scaffold bull rope death match and we will see who has the intestinal-fortitude to be the real champion of the OSR Blue warrior! you may be champion but your a paper champion and you will tap next time we meet as for you "cowboy'' you may be a household name but so is garbage and it stinks when it gets old too!!!
* goes into ultimate warrior like trance and starts yelling about drawing power from the mother ship* this lasts for two and a half hours

 

[AKI Man]

Hey gents.. what in the blue hell, are you rambling about?? The peoples champ, is the number one condender around here, and if you all want your candy asses handed to you on a silver platter, so be it!!! 4 way hell in a cell it is, and i dont care what else you are going to bring with you. Someone is flying off that cell straight onto the barbedwire, lightube, thumtack table, of which you will never ever!!! Be the same, again!! So go and smoke on that ladies..... :star wars:

 

[Blue Warrior]

You people really think that you're going to win in the same cell with me? I'm Blue Warrior people, and I'm the best f'n guy in this company. And tnafan, you're calling yourself The Peoples Champ, but there's only one champ here (Blue kisses his title). So go back to kissing babies and hugging fat girls cause you have no chance in HELL IN the same CELL with ME!

 

[Deleted User]

Ooooooh, a four way hell in a cell! I'm SCAAAAAAAARED. Maybe, just MAYBE if there was some competition inside this steel stairway to hell I'd have a few worries on my mind! However, I've been sleeping like a baby, because this hell in a cell match is going to be easier than giving a newborn baby a concussion, which I do ALL THE TIME.


Let's see who we got here, we got 3 guys without testicles, and one man with the biggest balls on the planet, THIS IS A NO-BRAINER!

It's not like I have any ill will towards my opponents, I just don't have enough respect for these wannabe's to consider them HUMAN!

ONE WRESTLER WILL WALK IN TO THE RING WITH THREE LITTLE BOYS, AND ONE WRESTLER WILL BE TAKING HIS GOLD BACK HOME!

*Punches interviewer, takes his jacket*

 

[AKI Man]

Hey cowboy, if you have forgotten, I am the DAMN! 1# contender around here, and things here are different that playing with your friends at your cowboy ranch!! This is the Big League now boy!! When us 4 meet in the Hell in the Cell! You will see a new meaning to "Riding a Horse" when the peoples champ, hits the Fan bottom on your candy ass!! Bring it!, Smoke it! and like it! Jabronni!!!

Also the rest of you little mummy boys, you think this will stop me getting to OSRmania? Hell no! I am not leaving the PPV without my 1# contendership intact, and it does not matter what I have to do. Oh by the way, I had a word with the GM Stephanie "Big Fake TiTs" Mcmahon and she said as I was agreeing to this match, she decided whoever is pinned in the match, will be fiiiiireeed!!!!!

So how do you lot like that Jabroonis?? Ha Ha :star wars:

 

[AKI Man]

**bump**

Hey you candy asses, whats wrong? Scared to face me in the HITC and met your maker? Ha Ha. I knew you would all go running. Well you might aswell annouce me the winner of the match now, so Ii can go to OSRmania and get mt title..

 

[PsychoGirl]

Hey hey hey...(Parody of Edge)...I dont care who of you win...coz after Hell in a Cell, I, The Rated R Superstar, am Cashing in my MONEY IN THE BANK contract...and become the new OSR champion...for the 11th Time!!! (Edge is 10 time world champion)...so stay there to lose it !!...ha ha ha

 

[Blue Warrior]

It seems like you keep forgetting me, the real OSR Champion. I will show no mercy in that cell, so don't underrate me that much. After all I'M the REAL OSR Champion. And Edge, don't even bother cashing in your MITB contract on me after I win that 4 way HIAC match, wait until it expands, cause if it expands, you'll just waste it. But if you cash it in, you'll waste it, waste your time, and after all get beat. So you can only fight over who is not going to get pinned by ME!

 

[PsychoGirl]

Oh Yeah? You think so (Whose parody are you?) ? ...well...You know I and I am the only ultimate opportunist in the OSR history...well..if you think I am gonna waste my time, then you're wrong..its you whose gonna waste all your energy, your power and everything else. Coz I said before..I dont care who is gonna be the OSR champion at Old Skool Rumble...I care about the opportunity...the moment when I will cash in my contract on any of you who will win...and whoever will win between you both, would have already become weak...so stay prepared..I am off to school

 

[Deleted User]

Everyone here needs to shut their damn traps and listen up to the only REAL wrestler around! Management over at OSR may have had to nearly break themselves financially to sign me, but now that I'm here... I won't be wasting my time listing to a bunch of damn misfits who think they are real wrestlers talk like they have a damn clue about this business!

None of you damn mouth-breathers know a wrist-lock from a wristwatch, and that's the bottom line!

They're ain't no need to talk trash, because I see enough of it here in the locker room!

 

[AKI Man]

Everyone here needs to shut their damn traps and listen up to the only REAL wrestler around! Management over at OSR may have had to nearly break themselves financially to sign me, but now that I'm here... I won't be wasting my time listing to a bunch of damn misfits who think they are real wrestlers talk like they have a damn clue about this business!

None of you damn mouth-breathers know a wrist-lock from a wristwatch, and that's the bottom line!

They're ain't no need to talk trash, because I see enough of it here in the locker room!

Hey assholes, Jabronni's and wannabee's, I guess you all chickened out on taking me on in HITC. So I guess I should pronounce myself the winner? Where is the ref when I need him!! :timeout: