Do you want to know a secret?

[uhsumdumboy]

Okay, well I have a good secret, but I am not letting go of it that easy. If you want to hear a secret you're going to have to beat it out of me first. You're going to have to beat it out of me with a steel chair dammit!

Rules: 1 chair shot per post, you may choose to give me a chair shot, or deliver a move such as a ddt onto the chair, or both, spice it up. but either way, each post only counts as ONE chair shot. There is no time limit, either OSR beats the secret out of me or i walk away with the secret in tact. After 100 chair shots I will release my secret upon the community.

 

[Deleted User]

:chr: *hands umsumdumboy a chair*

I trust you will do the right thing with this.

 

[AKI Man]

:chr: *hands umsumdumboy a chair*

I trust you will do the right thing with this.

Count me in too man.. Im want blood.. **Hands umsumdumboy a chair** :chr:

 

[TheDoctor]

O if i'm gonna do this i'm gonna do it right


"takes the chair wraps it ripped up cloth soaked in gasoline & barbedwire sets in on fire and yells you asked for it"

"Smacks him right between the eyes*

Remenber you said chair shot, it wasn't specified WHAT KIND OF CHAIR SHOT.

 

[Deleted User]

Finally, we have a good reason to use this emoticon!


:chr:
*nails him in the pinky toe with chair leg*

 

[TheDoctor]

Shot To The Nuts!


:blink:

 

[AKI Man]

OMGawd "Shot to the left testical" :blink: :chr:

 

[Super El Guapo]

:jew:

 

[AKI Man]

**wacks umsumdumboy with a lighttubed covered chair in the backside** :chr:

 

[uhsumdumboy]

<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Michael El Guapo</dt><dd>Apr 29 2011, 07:29:49 PM</dd></dl><div> :jew: [/quote]May I have your attention please, and I quote, A Kyle does not necessarily count as a chair shot. Try again buddy.

 

[AKI Man]

<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>Is Billy Gunn/Kip James gay? His history is quite queer.[/quote]


***tnafan picks up a steel chair for the epic thread of madness above and whacks umsumdumboy on the feet*** :chr:

Just messing bud. It was a crazy topic though....

 

[uhsumdumboy]

<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>Is Billy Gunn/Kip James gay? His history is quite queer.

***tnafan picks up a steel chair for the epic thread of madness above and whacks umsumdumboy on the feet*** :chr:

Just messing bud. It was a crazy topic though.... [/quote]Aha, yes indeed it was. I was merely inquiring for the sake of gab.

I tell you one person who isn't gay though; Pat Patterson.

 

[AKI Man]

<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>Is Billy Gunn/Kip James gay? His history is quite queer.

***tnafan picks up a steel chair for the epic thread of madness above and whacks umsumdumboy on the feet*** :chr:

Just messing bud. It was a crazy topic though....

Aha, yes indeed it was. I was merely inquiring for the sake of gab.

I tell you one person who isn't gay though; Pat Patterson.[/quote]Oh no, not this again!!

**tnafan whacks umsumdumboy for starting the "epic thread of madness" up again, this time right on the head!** :chr:

 

[uhsumdumboy]

<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>Is Billy Gunn/Kip James gay? His history is quite queer.

***tnafan picks up a steel chair for the epic thread of madness above and whacks umsumdumboy on the feet*** :chr:

Just messing bud. It was a crazy topic though....

Aha, yes indeed it was. I was merely inquiring for the sake of gab.

I tell you one person who isn't gay though; Pat Patterson.

Oh no, not this again!!

**tnafan whacks umsumdumboy for starting the "epic thread of madness" up again, this time right on the head!** :chr: [/quote]***oversells***

Hey brother, do you like my color?

 

[AKI Man]

Damn!!! Flair is a mess....

***tnafan picks up a chair of "Epicness", it has nails, thumbtacks, and glass. He lays the chair on umsumdumboys chest, climbs the turnbuckle and does a senton splash on him*** :chr:

 

[AKI Man]

:chr: ***Where is uhsumdumboy?, I have a chair shot for him HA!***

 

[Blue Warrior]

Blue Warrior slams uhsumdumboy with a chair and he turns into:

 

[uhsumdumboy]

:chr: ***Where is uhsumdumboy?, I have a chair shot for him HA!***

*gets up from being knocked unconscience*

Hey tnafan did you hear the one about Billy and Chuck?
:chr:


*tnafan slams a chair to my head and knocks me out... again*

 

[uhsumdumboy]

<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Blue Warrior</dt><dd>Apr 30 2011, 09:18:50 AM</dd></dl><div>

Blue Warrior slams uhsumdumboy with a chair and he turns into:

[/quote]*uhsumdumboy reaches for a mic on the ground*
uhsumdumboy: gasp gasp gasp. you're.... a.... :your a towel:

*falls back to being an unconscience bloody pile of meat*

 

[AKI Man]

Yeah I have heard the one about Billy & Chuck! a F**K?:

**TNAFAN slams a chair on uhsumdumboys back, then picks it up and places it around his neck.. He runs towards the ropes and does a huge legdrop on his head :explode **** :chr: