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A book written by Mr. Trevor Phillips, Govos and HARDX36.
If you evern come to a Spanish talking country there are some phrases of basic education that you can never forget to say, or else, you will look like a total uneducated moronic piece of donkey shit.
So I am sharing this creation from myself and my two fellow latino buddies in order to teach you how to look like an educated person (which you stupid dumbshit are obviously not) when visiting a different country.
Hello, how you doin, dawg = Me gusta que me den fuerte en el culo.
Hello, sir, have a nice day= Ay papote yo quiero tu palote.
When you meet a lady you can tell her: "Os he visto que habeis estado ojeando mi bulto, quereis venir a mi humilde hogar?"
How do i get to (insert tocation here)= Me dan bien duro todos los dias en (insert location here)
Or also: "Me vendo en la esquina de (insert location here)
Thanks, kind sir, this food was delicious= Esto sabe a pinche mierda, viejo hijueputa.
"This food is great, can you give me a little bit more?" : Vete a jodertupropia madre, esto sabe a culodevaca, llevate esta mierda de aqui.
You look really good, these clothes certainly fit you= Te daré tan duro que te voltearé la panocha.
Hey Jane, please stop stalking our chat and say something= Pinche Juanita pendeja de mierda o hablas o te rajo el hocico de un vergazo.
Batista looked quite good dressed in his return= Pinche mamado pendejo, parece maricón.
If you evern come to a Spanish talking country there are some phrases of basic education that you can never forget to say, or else, you will look like a total uneducated moronic piece of donkey shit.
So I am sharing this creation from myself and my two fellow latino buddies in order to teach you how to look like an educated person (which you stupid dumbshit are obviously not) when visiting a different country.
Hello, how you doin, dawg = Me gusta que me den fuerte en el culo.
Hello, sir, have a nice day= Ay papote yo quiero tu palote.
When you meet a lady you can tell her: "Os he visto que habeis estado ojeando mi bulto, quereis venir a mi humilde hogar?"
How do i get to (insert tocation here)= Me dan bien duro todos los dias en (insert location here)
Or also: "Me vendo en la esquina de (insert location here)
Thanks, kind sir, this food was delicious= Esto sabe a pinche mierda, viejo hijueputa.
"This food is great, can you give me a little bit more?" : Vete a jodertupropia madre, esto sabe a culodevaca, llevate esta mierda de aqui.
You look really good, these clothes certainly fit you= Te daré tan duro que te voltearé la panocha.
Hey Jane, please stop stalking our chat and say something= Pinche Juanita pendeja de mierda o hablas o te rajo el hocico de un vergazo.
Batista looked quite good dressed in his return= Pinche mamado pendejo, parece maricón.
