Goatcheese's Wacky Christmas Store!

[Goatcheese]

Hi OSR, people! Have you ever thought, what the hell can I do with my Christmas money, expect buying worthless bullshit and drugs? Well, today, I bring you some solutions, our Wacky Christmas Store opened today! We sell the biggest bullshit, at the best prices!

*Recycled stuff no one cares about (toilet paper)
*Cardboard made tables
*Razor Blade Seats
*all the bullcrap you want!

We have the best shit you can buy since Walmart opened, why delay? Call today!

Donate by SMS'ing "GOATBULLSHIT" to "888 - FAGGOT". 50$ Per SMS.
Terms & Conditions apply.

For sale to all ages, call today, for the best bullshit ever!

www.bullshitonastick.com

^Fake link..

BTW, MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS!

 

[The NekoMancer]

Dafuq¿? lol

You are one crazy motherfucker lol

 

[Goatcheese]

Thanks. I know, just because you said that, ill give you 50% off your first purchase! lol

 

[AKI Man]

osrhasmentalturtlefuckersallovertheplacewithgoatcheesebeingnumberone.

 

[Goatcheese]

Now you pay full price Aki..... lol.