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Shakira attacked by sealion

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<table><tr><td>Shakira attacked by sealion

CAPE TOWN, South Africa -- Colombian pop singer Shakira has blamed her Blackberry for sparking a sea lion attack -- suggesting the marine mammal mistook the shiny black phone for a fish.

The 35-year-old "Hips Don't Lie" singer, and star of many of El Marrueco's posts and signatures, immediately alerted fans to the situation, posting on her Twitter account, "Omg what just happened to me! I was attacked by a sea lion!" before taking to Facebook to provide additional details and photographs in a "special report."

The incident occurred at the weekend during a holiday in Cape Town, South Africa, according to The Sun.

Shakira, whose full name is Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll Murrerco, wrote on Facebook Monday that she decided to get closer to a group of sea lions and seals because she thought they were cute, when one suddenly jumped out of the water and came within a foot (30cm) of her.


"[It] looked me in the eye, roared in fury and tried to bite me," she wrote, adding she was paralyzed by fear and was rescued by her brother, who she dubbed "Super Tony" and credited with saving her life.

"We both got our hands and legs scratched by the rocks while trying to protect ourselves," she wrote. "I believe what happened is that it confused the shiny reflection of the Blackberry I was taking these pics with, with some sort of fish."

Since her interaction with the sea lion, Shakira has posted other vacation photographs on Twitter, including her with penguins -- which she noted were "definitely friendlier" -- and a baboon sitting on her car. Shakira escaped with only a minor cut to the palm of her left hand caused will trying to escape her aquatic attacker.

Shakira has decided not to press charges.
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That damn Sea Lion!! Who does it think it is?

Thank god we still have Shakira's booty around. If not, atleast we would have El Muerreco's badass signatures to remember her. :vinnie
 

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RagNaRoc said:
Shakira has decided not to press charges.
Can't say I blame the sea lion for wanting to get close to her...

As for not pressing charges, I guess her legal team figures the few fish they'd be able to get wouldn't be worth the effort. ^o)
 

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If it got that damn close & didn't touch she's damn lucky she isn't' dead or severely fucked up.

"They have an average life span of 20–30 years. A male Sea Lion weighs on an average about 300 kg (660 lbs) and is about 8 feet long, while the female sea lion weighs 100 kg (220 lbs) and is 6 feet long. The largest sea lion is the Steller's sea lion which can weigh 1000 kg (2200 lbs) and grow to a length of 10 feet."
 
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