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The WWE website has produced 3 articles on comedy segments. Even though they are talking about comedy, take all of this with a pinch of salt.
Top 10 Superstars Impersonating Other Superstars:
10. Big Show mimics John Cena during their US title feud.
9. The Undertaker poses as Kane to win a number one contenders match (note: Kane later had the title match after posing as Undertaker).
8. Team LayCool (Michelle McCool & Layla) mock Bret Hart and Natalya.
7. Rated RKO (Edge & Randy Orton) mimic DX (Triple H & Shawn Michaels).
6. The Glamma-Haas. Charlie Haas impersonates Beth Phoenix for a match against Santino Marella.
5. Alberto Del Rio and Ricardo Rodriguez impersonate Jack Swagger and Zeb Coulter.
4. NXT Rookie Kaitlyn dresses up as her NXT Pro Vickie Guerrero for Hallowe'en.
3. The Miz attacks John Cena while dressed up as The Rock.
2. Shawn Michaels parodies Hulk Hogan's appearance on a major chat show.
1. DX mock Mr. McMahon and Shane McMahon.
Worst 8 Gimmick Matches:
8. WCW's Chamber of Horrors match - A Hell in a Cell type match featuring a selection of well-known hardcore wrestlers from around the world. In order to win, you had to put a member of the opposing team into an electric chair and turn it on.
7. WCW's Monter Truck Match - Hollywood Hogan and the Giant had a sumo-wrestling match, on the arena's roof... while driving monster trucks. This ended with the regrettable segment in which Hogan "accidentally killed" Giant by knock him off the roof.
6. WWE's Hog Pen Match - Hunter Hearst Helmsley and Henry O. Godwinn could only win by throwing their opponent into an actual hog pen.
5. WCW's San Franciso 49'ers Match - Jeff Jarrett and Booker T had to locate the WCW World Heavyweight Championship in order to win it. A wooden box was suspended from a pole in each corner. They had to break the boxes in order to find the title. Three of the objects were just in-jokes that most people didn't get. The match ended in controversy when a ringside referee picked up the title belt BEFORE Booker T could (technically meaning that the referee had won the match).
4. WCW's Pinata On A Pole Match - A bunch of mexican cruiserweights had to break a pinata suspended from a poll. They were given a stick to use to break it. The first person to find a check in the pinata would win the match and the money. The pinata fell within the opening moments, and the wrestlers kept trying to hang it back up.
3. WCW's King Of The Road Match - A cage match between Dustin Rhodes and Blacktop Bully, held on the back of a moving truck. Secret cameras and a helicopter filmed the action. Rhodes was fired from WCW for blading during the match, even though he was strictly told to do so.
2. WWE's Tuxedo Match WITHOUT Wrestlers - Ring announcer Howard Finkel fought manager Harvey Whippleman in a tuxedo match. In order to win, one man had to literally strip the other down to his underwear.
1. WWE's Kennel From Hell Match - A cage match within the Hell In A Cell. Being a Hardcore Title match, weapons were available inside the main cage. To win, Big Boss Man or Al Snow had to successfully escape both cages first. Between the 2 cages were a bunch of uninterested rottweilers.
Top 10 Meltdowns
10. Christian losses his temper at WrestleMania X-8 after failing to win the European Championship from DDP.
9. Vickie Guerrero losses her temper when Edge calls off their wedding.
8. Mankind attacks Jim Ross during his first WWE interview.
7. Sycho Sid destroys the Barber Shop set.
6. Raw General Manager A.J. Lee announces that the WWE Board of Directors has banned her from touching any performer ever again. Vickie Guerrero taunts her by repeatedly slapping her, knowing that A.J. will be fired if she defends herself. This leads to AJ freaking out.
5. Cena intentionally gets himself disqualified against Jack Swagger. Kane tells him to "Embrace the hate".
4. After Hulk Hogan abandons his tag team partner, WWE Champion Randy Savage, to help Savage's valet, Savage attacks Hogan backstage.
3. Bob Backlund turns heel.
2. Batista attacks Rey Mysterio, blaming him for costing him the World Heavyweight Championship in a 4-way match.
1. Bret Hart turns heel.
Top 10 Superstars Impersonating Other Superstars:
10. Big Show mimics John Cena during their US title feud.
9. The Undertaker poses as Kane to win a number one contenders match (note: Kane later had the title match after posing as Undertaker).
8. Team LayCool (Michelle McCool & Layla) mock Bret Hart and Natalya.
7. Rated RKO (Edge & Randy Orton) mimic DX (Triple H & Shawn Michaels).
6. The Glamma-Haas. Charlie Haas impersonates Beth Phoenix for a match against Santino Marella.
5. Alberto Del Rio and Ricardo Rodriguez impersonate Jack Swagger and Zeb Coulter.
4. NXT Rookie Kaitlyn dresses up as her NXT Pro Vickie Guerrero for Hallowe'en.
3. The Miz attacks John Cena while dressed up as The Rock.
2. Shawn Michaels parodies Hulk Hogan's appearance on a major chat show.
1. DX mock Mr. McMahon and Shane McMahon.
Worst 8 Gimmick Matches:
8. WCW's Chamber of Horrors match - A Hell in a Cell type match featuring a selection of well-known hardcore wrestlers from around the world. In order to win, you had to put a member of the opposing team into an electric chair and turn it on.
7. WCW's Monter Truck Match - Hollywood Hogan and the Giant had a sumo-wrestling match, on the arena's roof... while driving monster trucks. This ended with the regrettable segment in which Hogan "accidentally killed" Giant by knock him off the roof.
6. WWE's Hog Pen Match - Hunter Hearst Helmsley and Henry O. Godwinn could only win by throwing their opponent into an actual hog pen.
5. WCW's San Franciso 49'ers Match - Jeff Jarrett and Booker T had to locate the WCW World Heavyweight Championship in order to win it. A wooden box was suspended from a pole in each corner. They had to break the boxes in order to find the title. Three of the objects were just in-jokes that most people didn't get. The match ended in controversy when a ringside referee picked up the title belt BEFORE Booker T could (technically meaning that the referee had won the match).
4. WCW's Pinata On A Pole Match - A bunch of mexican cruiserweights had to break a pinata suspended from a poll. They were given a stick to use to break it. The first person to find a check in the pinata would win the match and the money. The pinata fell within the opening moments, and the wrestlers kept trying to hang it back up.
3. WCW's King Of The Road Match - A cage match between Dustin Rhodes and Blacktop Bully, held on the back of a moving truck. Secret cameras and a helicopter filmed the action. Rhodes was fired from WCW for blading during the match, even though he was strictly told to do so.
2. WWE's Tuxedo Match WITHOUT Wrestlers - Ring announcer Howard Finkel fought manager Harvey Whippleman in a tuxedo match. In order to win, one man had to literally strip the other down to his underwear.
1. WWE's Kennel From Hell Match - A cage match within the Hell In A Cell. Being a Hardcore Title match, weapons were available inside the main cage. To win, Big Boss Man or Al Snow had to successfully escape both cages first. Between the 2 cages were a bunch of uninterested rottweilers.
Top 10 Meltdowns
10. Christian losses his temper at WrestleMania X-8 after failing to win the European Championship from DDP.
9. Vickie Guerrero losses her temper when Edge calls off their wedding.
8. Mankind attacks Jim Ross during his first WWE interview.
7. Sycho Sid destroys the Barber Shop set.
6. Raw General Manager A.J. Lee announces that the WWE Board of Directors has banned her from touching any performer ever again. Vickie Guerrero taunts her by repeatedly slapping her, knowing that A.J. will be fired if she defends herself. This leads to AJ freaking out.
5. Cena intentionally gets himself disqualified against Jack Swagger. Kane tells him to "Embrace the hate".
4. After Hulk Hogan abandons his tag team partner, WWE Champion Randy Savage, to help Savage's valet, Savage attacks Hogan backstage.
3. Bob Backlund turns heel.
2. Batista attacks Rey Mysterio, blaming him for costing him the World Heavyweight Championship in a 4-way match.
1. Bret Hart turns heel.