OSR 2nd Year Anniversary!

[Deleted User]

What do you tell Ming's mom when she has two black eyes?

Nothing you haven't already told her twice.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Your mommas like a brick she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.

 

[Deleted User]

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

I can't jelly my nuts down Ming's mother's throat.

 

[Deleted User]

I kiss Ming's mom with my fist.

:heart:

 

[Deleted User]

Pay phones are kinda like Ming's mom.... except I have to pay money to use the phone....

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Your momma's so dumb, she got stabbed in a shootout!

 

[Deleted User]

Here's a classic:

Why does Ming's mom use perfume and make-up?

Because she's ugly and fucking stinks.

 

[Deleted User]

Ming's mom is Katie Vick.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Goatcheese likes this.. and your dads man pussy.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Your momma's so dumb, she took a shower and got brain-washed!

 

[Deleted User]

Your mamma is so ugly I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Your momma's so poor, she hangs the toilet paper to dry!

 

[Deleted User]

What does Ming's mom do when she gets a can of beans?

Opens a fucking restaurant.

 

[Deleted User]

How many Ming's does it take to pave a road?

One, if you hit him hard enough.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Your momma's so fat, when she hauls ass, two trips must be made!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Your momma's so fat, the family picture has stretch marks!

 

[Deleted User]

Shut up, Ming.

:stoppit You'll never be the man your mother is.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

you do know I killed my mother...

 

[Deleted User]

You're boring me. This NyQuil is kicking in.

I'm out.