UK woman avoids puddle.

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British newspaper 'The Daily Mail' has been publicly mocked for the past week for covering a story about a woman stepping over a puddle.

Lauren Goodger used to appear in the UK reality show 'The Only Way Is Essex' (basically the UK version of 'The Hills'). She was photographed by paparazzi stepping over a puddle. There is literally nothing more to this story, but yet the Daily Mail managed to draw out a full story from it. Then the story was copied by other newspapers and websites owned by the same company.

The story continues to be mocked by multiple media outlets in the UK, ranging from actual celebrities insulting the story on Facebook or Twitter to TV news joking about the pointless article. Several other outlets have tried to sell photographs of various people (not just celebrities) not falling into puddles. The Showbiz Editor told a BBC Radio 1 DJ that they may be interested in photos if the star was reasonably known and had a fashionable outfit on.

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There's nothing worse than ruining your shoes in a puddle, but Lauren Goodger was lucky enough to side-step that problem on Friday.

The quick-thinking reality star spotted the pool of water before walking right into it outside a shop in Essex.

A short skip to the left was all Lauren needed to avoid a watery disaster.

The beauty entrepreneur wore an all-black outfit made up of a floaty dress, cropped leather jacket, tights and ankle boots.

Luckily, Lauren wasn't wearing the new Christian Louboutin shoes she bought herself for Valentine's Day, as she might have not been so nift on her feet.

The former TOWIE star tweeted a picture of the sandals, with the caption: 'Happy Red sole day .. Love my new loubs (sic)'

The low-cut nature of the frock allowed Lauren to show off the results of her recent boob job.

The former TOWIE star admitted in January to spending £6,000 on undergoing a cosmetic procedure to boost her bust from a 34D to a 34E cup at the end of December, after the pressures of 'yo-yo dieting' left her breasts lacking 'volume'.

Lauren spoke to New magazine about her latest assets: 'They're very similar to my old boobs but they've got more volume rather than them flopping down a bit.'

Although Lauren admitted her larger bust does make her size 12-14 frame look 'a bit bigger', she insisted she is happy with their overall appearance, as she didn't want her new boobs to look too fake.

She added: 'I'm a curvy girl, I think they're in proportion with my shape, where my shoulders are, where my hips are. I didn't want them to look fake, I'm not a fan of that.

'It was just something for my confidence and to fill out what I had already.'
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They are constantly promoting that show on Hulu here. Looks fucking awful.
 

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The worst thing is people actually watch that show religiously here in the UK. I get called sad for playing a old game like NM, but atleast I use my brain for that game. That TOWIE shit consists of spoilt adults who have been spoonfed everything since they were in nappies and have there mums credit card to use and get the fucking nails and feet done. Fake BS that has no place on TV.
 
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Ah. So it's like "The Hills" but British.

Yeah, sounds lame. No Mercy rules. I can hit a fucker with a ladder in No Mercy. I can't slap any of the idiots on "The Hills".
 

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CBV said:
They are constantly promoting that show on Hulu here. Looks fucking awful.
I just want to watch NXT without these assholes and their bad acting.

(boring dance song with unenthusiastic vocals)
"I'm not a player" - some douchebag
(women mumbling something in unison)
(bored people sitting together in a club)

Yeah. That ad, right? Less appealing than a wet napkin.
 

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The fact that this is news has almost infuriated me more than the TMZ stuff. ALMOST. That's how bad it is.
 

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<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>KG 24</dt><dd>Feb 22 2014, 02:11:59 AM</dd></dl><div>The fact that this is news has almost infuriated me more than the TMZ stuff. ALMOST. That's how bad it is.[/quote]That's why it's there though. That's why I wouldn't allow myself to click the link. They do this stuff and it gets a lot of attention.
 

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Reality TV. The biggest joke floating around today. If you want reality, step outside your door or open a window.
 

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<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Meh.</dt><dd>Feb 22 2014, 05:23:15 AM</dd></dl><div>Reality TV. The biggest joke floating around today. If you want reality, step outside your door or open a window.[/quote]I looked it up on Wikipedia for laughs.
Wikipedia calls it a
<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>'scripted reality' television show based in Essex, England. It shows "real people in modified situations, saying unscripted lines but in a structured way.[/quote]
I'm even more confused now. What the fuck is it?
 
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Reality Shows are completely scripted.

Just watch any of them walk up to a door and knock on it. When the person answers, there is already a camera inside.

None of the shots are spontaneous, there is a large crew in every shot setting up the lights, ect, before they even start recording.

Wrestling is more grounded in reality than these shows.

@ TKS: "She's fit, she's fit, she's fit"... yeah.... I can't wait for the fucking WWE Network.
 

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I hate certain newspapers, some of them have as much integrity and truth as a "paranormal" gossip magazine, the "I saw the ghost that made my boyfriend eat his own eyeball!" ones.

Local newspapers are normally alright though, found out my next door neighbor died from a newspaper before our landlord even told me.

Edit: By seeing the newspapers front page...he didn't die from a renegade newspaper who flew at him.
 

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Question is- Is the media running out of ideas?
 
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I think the real question is: "Who are the idiots who keep watching it"?

 

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I hate to say this, but The Only Way Is Essex has been one of the highest viewed shows in the UK fo the last few years. We also have another The Hills rip-off, and 2 Jersey Shore rip-offs. The people in these shows appear in just about every show and men's magazin we have.
 
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At least you don't have a Honey-Boo-Boo, yet.

I'm sorry if my comment makes some people curious enough to find out who and what that is.

Toddlers and Tiaras needs to go away, as well.
 

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<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>The Reverend</dt><dd>Feb 22 2014, 05:54:00 PM</dd></dl><div>I hate to say this, but The Only Way Is Essex has been one of the highest viewed shows in the UK fo the last few years. [/quote]Indeed. Sadly.

I had to watch a pathetic glammed up TOWIE advert on TV just now showcasing plastic women, and men who blantantly wax there chests and think dressing like James Bond is going to sell numbers.

The show is a joke and for us as humans we should be ashamed of ourselves if we think the only thing to life is watching complete shit on TV like this. Jeez, there is NM and the internet people. Serious business.
 

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CBV said:
At least you don't have a Honey-Boo-Boo, yet.

I'm sorry if my comment makes some people curious enough to find out who and what that is.

Toddlers and Tiaras needs to go away, as well.
Oh, but we're gonna. The show is currently being filmed.

And we have Toddlers and Tiaras too.
 
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