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<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>John Laurinaitis comes out and kisses up to the fans and says no one that is successful is perfect and everyone makes mistakes. He says the key is to not repeat the same mistakes twice, and he is sure he will be named permanent GM of RAW. John says HHH doing his review, then he changes the subject to next month's Elimination Chamber match and announces CM Punk will defend against Kofi Kingston, Dolph Ziggler, Miz, R-Truth and Chris Jericho. He says they will all enjoy that when it goes down, but tonight they are going see Beth Phoenix defend her title against Eve, and Randy Orton will return for the first time in a month. He also announces Kofi and Miz will be in action, and since he loves first time ever matches, the fans will see CM Punk face Daniel Bryan in a champion vs champion match.
CM Punk comes out and cuts him off by singing the 'na na na na... goodbye' song and gets the fans and Justin Roberts to help him out with it. Punk enters the ring and continues to sing it, they calls him clownshoes, but John laughs and says he was a man of his word and tells Punk he wants an apology. Punk makes fun of him and says he is a liar, and tells him the only reason he came out is to see him one last time before HHH fires him. He makes fun of how John talks and says he sucks and blows, and he isn't the biggest fan of HHH but he can't wait to see him kick John's ass out. John says the board is about business and he has done alot for the company, and he just wants to start over with him and extends his hand.
Punk asks if he is tired because he might make him go to sleep for putting his hand out, then Daniel Bryan cuts Punk off and enters the ring. Bryan tells them he was winning a match while Punk was involved in a soap opera, and he knows John wants to put on a good show but Punk isn't much of a challenge for him. He says that he is more than a wrestler because he is a role model, and he is a vegan but Punk said he already knew that and asks what exactly he does eat? Bryan says he will shove a pipe bomb down his throat if he continues with the jokes, and Punk says they go back a long time and they should just go out and give Kansas City a great wrestling match.
Sheamus comes out to the ring and says he hates to break things up, but he wants to remind everyone that he won the Royal Rumble match last night. He says both Bryan and Punk have to defend their titles at the Elimination Chamber PPV, and John might get fired but he is going to Wrestlemania. Sheamus says he could be the next WWE or World Champion, and says he hopes HHH kicks John's ass so hard that he chokes on his lacey underwear. He leaves the ring as Punk and Bryan face off and have a stare down, then they shakes hands before leaving.
Randy Orton vs Dolph Ziggler (w/ Vickie Guerrero)
Dolph punches Orton near the corner then runs the ropes but ducks and holds on as Orton looks to strike him, then tries to lock up with him. Orton puts him in a side headlock then knocks him down with a shoulder block then throws him into the corner and hits ten punches on the middle turnbuckle. He drops down and hits an uppercut and whips Dolph across the ring, but Dolph gets an elbow up then hits a dropkick as we go to a commercial. Dolph hits a dropkick when we get back, and he pulls Orton up and hits a neckbreaker then does some sit ups and climbs to the top rope. Orton sweeps his leg and crotches him on the top turnbuckle, then punches Dolph a few times as Vickie watches him and screams as he hits a superplex for two.
Orton hits some clotheslines and a spinning powerslam, then he throws Dolph on the apron and sets up a DDT but Dolph counters with a sleeperhold. He tries to lock it in but Orton snapmares him to break it, then they get back up but Dolph catches him off guard and hits a legdrop bulldog for two. Dolph goes for another sleeperhold but Orton counters and throws him outside, then he throws him into the barricade and follows it with a hanging DDT on the apron. Orton steps back and punches the mat, then hits a RKO for the win and celebrates on the turnbuckle as a pissed off Wade Barrett watches from his skybox.
Winner - Randy Orton
John Laurinaitis is shown walking in the back shaking people's hands when he sees William Regal and asks how his son is. Regal says he has two conjoined twin daughters and he keeps them in the attic (lulz) when John says 5th grade is a tough time. He continues walking and shakes hands with Curt Hawkins before heading off somewhere else backstage. CM Punk and Daniel Bryan are shown talking in the locker room, and Bryan explains what a vegan is and why eating meat is wrong. Punk says he is straight edge and some people don't know what that is, but he doesn't walk around claiming that he is a role model.
Brodus Clay vs Tyler Reks
Reks tries to lock up but Brodus just shoves him backwards and shakes his hips, then does the Pterodactyl and Reks hits him a few times and dropkicks him. Brodus shakes it off and hits a belly-to-belly suplex and a powerslam then hits 'What The Funk' for the win.
Winner - Brodus Clay
CM Punk vs Daniel Bryan
Punk applies a headlock then gets whipped off the ropes, and Bryan hits a dropkick then tries to put him in an Indian surfboard but can't hook Punk's arms. Bryan jumps on the back of his legs then Punk comes back with some knees to the back and a body slam, but Bryan gets up and kicks him in the chest. Bryan drops a few knees then works on Punk's arm, but Punk makes it to his feet so Bryan whips him off the ropes and Punk holds the ropes. He backdrops Bryan on the floor then they trade punches before Bryan throws Punk over the barricade, and he rolls back in a taunts Punk.
Bryan puts him in a headlock when he gets back in, then Punk counters with a side suplex and gets up and hits a springboard clothesline for a two count. Punk picks him up and hits a backbreaker for another two count, then chops Bryan in the corner and whips him across the ring. Bryan tries to counter with a running dropkick but Punk moves out of the way then Punk puts him in a headlock and whips across the ring again. This time Bryan runs up the ringpost and backflips over Punk, then they run at each other and collide in mid air as we go to another commercial.
When we get back, Bryan is in control and goes back to working on Punk's arm and steps back on it before hitting a snap suplex then goes up top. Bryan gets kicked in the head then Punk chops him and screams 'best in the world' at Bryan before bringing him down with a hurricanrana. Punk hits a few clotheslines and a neckbreaker before backing up and hitting a running knee, then switches it up and uses his good arm to hit a bulldog. Punk calls for a GTS but Bryan slides over his back then leaves the ring, and Punk baseball slide kick but Bryan comes right back with a hard forearm shot. Bryan goes up top and hits a missile dropkick for a two count, then stands up and kicks Punk in the chest a few times before Punk ducks and rolls him up for two.
We get a few near pinfalls from each guys, then Bryan kicks him in the head and backs him in the corner before hitting another kick and taking Punk to the top. Punk knocks him down with a headbutt and follows it with a flying elbow drop for two, then he lifts Bryan up for the GTS but Bryan counters into a rollup attempt. Bryan tries to put him in the LeBell Lock but Punk slingshots him near the apron, then Chris Jericho runs out and throws Bryan into the guardrail to cause a disqualification. Jericho rolls in the ring and knocks Punk down with a Codebreaker, then waits at the top of the stage as Punk comes to and reacts to what just happened.
Winner (by disqualification) - Daniel Bryan
R-Truth comes out to do commentary and tells King and Cole that they don't have to worry because little Jimmy is not there, it is just Truth. Miz makes his entrance and says Kofi got a huge reaction last night for doing a handstand but he is not impressed, because he was the first entrant in the Royal Rumble. He says he lasted over 45 minutes and his Wrestlemania plans may have gotten off track but he is going to get back to it by beating Kofi because he is awesome.
Kofi Kingston vs Miz
Miz kicks Kofi in the corner and avoids a running splash, then drops him with a knee and points at Truth but Kofi almost rolls him up. Miz gets back up and throws Kofi in the corner, then hits a running clothesline and a double axe handle smash for two. He puts Kofi in a headlock but Kofi makes it to his feet and punches his way out, then runs the ropes and almost ties Miz up with a quick rollup. Miz knocks him right back down and he points at Truth again, but Kofi counters a clothesline with a kick to the head. He goes up top and hits a crossbody for two, then Miz hits a backbreaker but Kofi counters the neckbreaker and tries to spring off the ropes. Miz knocks him down with a successful neckbreaker, but Kofi leapfrogs him in the corner and hits Trouble In Paradise for the win.
Winner - Kofi Kingston
John Laurinaitis is in his office and asks David Otunga if he has seen HHH, but Otunga tells him not to worry about it because he took care of things. John says he is nervous and asks if Otunga is unhappy with his job, but he tells John he is happy and tells him things will work out before leaving.
Divas Championship
Eve Torres vs Beth Phoenix (c)
Eve punches Beth in the head a few times, but Beth fights her off and hits a Glam Slam for the win.
Winner - Beth Phoenix
Beth leaves and Kane appears on the Titantron and asks her how it feels? He says Zack Ryder wouldn't be so beat up if John Cena would embrace the hate and stop looking past him. Kane says Cena is looking ahead to the Rock instead of listening to him, so he is going to continue to take things out on Cena because he won't beat him or the Rock. Kane tells Eve he will use her as an example to share his message, then his pyro goes off and Kane appears on the apron right behind Eve. She screams and tries to crawl away, then Cena makes his way out to protect her and they beat the hell out of each other at ringside.
Cena whips Kane into the steps and slams his head off of them, then takes them apart and hits Kane in the face with the top of the steps. He waits for Kane to get up and hits him again, then screams at Kane that he will keep hitting him if he gets up. Cena throws the steps down then takes the announcer's table apart and hits Kane in the head with a microphone and says they are going to have a party. He drags Kane over towards the table and tries to hit an Attitude Adjustment, but Kane shifts his weight and falls into the crowd then runs away as Cena yells at him.
John Laurinaitis makes his way out to the ring and he says he would like to say a few things before HHH comes out for his review. He says he is not nervois because he knows he did a good job and the fans appreciated it, and ratings are up from last year. John goes over the grading of his review and says they include a self grading portion and he can give himself alot of good grades. HHH cuts him off and says he wants him to forget his performance because he has been watching him since John backstabbed him. He says he thought John would do a good job and calls him spineless and gutless, then says he tried to take his power and make himself a star.
HHH says he was the worst GM they had and he got involved in matches, and John tries to reason with him and tells him that he is just trying to make RAW better. HHH says Vince and himself let personal decisions get in the way, just like John has let personal feelings cloud his judgment. John asks him not to do this and says he will do anything, then HHH says that is a vague statement and tells him to start by apologizing to everyone in the crowd. He apologizes for his errors and gets booed, and HHH asks the fans if that was good enough and they tell him no. HHH says that won't work so he might put him in a gauntlet match with the locker room, then he says that's not fair so he needs to think of something else. HHH says he thought of something that Vince did, and he wants to see where John's loyalty is and tells him Vince would usually make people join a certain club.
John says he knows he doesn't have to prove his loyalty, but HHH tells him he does and John reluctantly pulls out some chap stick and gets on his knees while HHH makes a fart noise. HHH laughs and says he was actually going to do it, but he won't let John touch him because he doesn't know where John's lips were. He tells John he's not doing any of the silly stuff and wants to get to the point, and the board sees that he is not letting things get personal. HHH says he was told he can come back whenever he wants to, so he wants to wish John well, but he gets interrupted by a familiar gong! Undertaker walks to the ring and circles him before he looks up at the Wrestlemania sign and does the throat slash, but HHH taps him on the shoulder and leaves the ring without an answer.[/quote]
CM Punk comes out and cuts him off by singing the 'na na na na... goodbye' song and gets the fans and Justin Roberts to help him out with it. Punk enters the ring and continues to sing it, they calls him clownshoes, but John laughs and says he was a man of his word and tells Punk he wants an apology. Punk makes fun of him and says he is a liar, and tells him the only reason he came out is to see him one last time before HHH fires him. He makes fun of how John talks and says he sucks and blows, and he isn't the biggest fan of HHH but he can't wait to see him kick John's ass out. John says the board is about business and he has done alot for the company, and he just wants to start over with him and extends his hand.
Punk asks if he is tired because he might make him go to sleep for putting his hand out, then Daniel Bryan cuts Punk off and enters the ring. Bryan tells them he was winning a match while Punk was involved in a soap opera, and he knows John wants to put on a good show but Punk isn't much of a challenge for him. He says that he is more than a wrestler because he is a role model, and he is a vegan but Punk said he already knew that and asks what exactly he does eat? Bryan says he will shove a pipe bomb down his throat if he continues with the jokes, and Punk says they go back a long time and they should just go out and give Kansas City a great wrestling match.
Sheamus comes out to the ring and says he hates to break things up, but he wants to remind everyone that he won the Royal Rumble match last night. He says both Bryan and Punk have to defend their titles at the Elimination Chamber PPV, and John might get fired but he is going to Wrestlemania. Sheamus says he could be the next WWE or World Champion, and says he hopes HHH kicks John's ass so hard that he chokes on his lacey underwear. He leaves the ring as Punk and Bryan face off and have a stare down, then they shakes hands before leaving.
Randy Orton vs Dolph Ziggler (w/ Vickie Guerrero)
Dolph punches Orton near the corner then runs the ropes but ducks and holds on as Orton looks to strike him, then tries to lock up with him. Orton puts him in a side headlock then knocks him down with a shoulder block then throws him into the corner and hits ten punches on the middle turnbuckle. He drops down and hits an uppercut and whips Dolph across the ring, but Dolph gets an elbow up then hits a dropkick as we go to a commercial. Dolph hits a dropkick when we get back, and he pulls Orton up and hits a neckbreaker then does some sit ups and climbs to the top rope. Orton sweeps his leg and crotches him on the top turnbuckle, then punches Dolph a few times as Vickie watches him and screams as he hits a superplex for two.
Orton hits some clotheslines and a spinning powerslam, then he throws Dolph on the apron and sets up a DDT but Dolph counters with a sleeperhold. He tries to lock it in but Orton snapmares him to break it, then they get back up but Dolph catches him off guard and hits a legdrop bulldog for two. Dolph goes for another sleeperhold but Orton counters and throws him outside, then he throws him into the barricade and follows it with a hanging DDT on the apron. Orton steps back and punches the mat, then hits a RKO for the win and celebrates on the turnbuckle as a pissed off Wade Barrett watches from his skybox.
Winner - Randy Orton
John Laurinaitis is shown walking in the back shaking people's hands when he sees William Regal and asks how his son is. Regal says he has two conjoined twin daughters and he keeps them in the attic (lulz) when John says 5th grade is a tough time. He continues walking and shakes hands with Curt Hawkins before heading off somewhere else backstage. CM Punk and Daniel Bryan are shown talking in the locker room, and Bryan explains what a vegan is and why eating meat is wrong. Punk says he is straight edge and some people don't know what that is, but he doesn't walk around claiming that he is a role model.
Brodus Clay vs Tyler Reks
Reks tries to lock up but Brodus just shoves him backwards and shakes his hips, then does the Pterodactyl and Reks hits him a few times and dropkicks him. Brodus shakes it off and hits a belly-to-belly suplex and a powerslam then hits 'What The Funk' for the win.
Winner - Brodus Clay
CM Punk vs Daniel Bryan
Punk applies a headlock then gets whipped off the ropes, and Bryan hits a dropkick then tries to put him in an Indian surfboard but can't hook Punk's arms. Bryan jumps on the back of his legs then Punk comes back with some knees to the back and a body slam, but Bryan gets up and kicks him in the chest. Bryan drops a few knees then works on Punk's arm, but Punk makes it to his feet so Bryan whips him off the ropes and Punk holds the ropes. He backdrops Bryan on the floor then they trade punches before Bryan throws Punk over the barricade, and he rolls back in a taunts Punk.
Bryan puts him in a headlock when he gets back in, then Punk counters with a side suplex and gets up and hits a springboard clothesline for a two count. Punk picks him up and hits a backbreaker for another two count, then chops Bryan in the corner and whips him across the ring. Bryan tries to counter with a running dropkick but Punk moves out of the way then Punk puts him in a headlock and whips across the ring again. This time Bryan runs up the ringpost and backflips over Punk, then they run at each other and collide in mid air as we go to another commercial.
When we get back, Bryan is in control and goes back to working on Punk's arm and steps back on it before hitting a snap suplex then goes up top. Bryan gets kicked in the head then Punk chops him and screams 'best in the world' at Bryan before bringing him down with a hurricanrana. Punk hits a few clotheslines and a neckbreaker before backing up and hitting a running knee, then switches it up and uses his good arm to hit a bulldog. Punk calls for a GTS but Bryan slides over his back then leaves the ring, and Punk baseball slide kick but Bryan comes right back with a hard forearm shot. Bryan goes up top and hits a missile dropkick for a two count, then stands up and kicks Punk in the chest a few times before Punk ducks and rolls him up for two.
We get a few near pinfalls from each guys, then Bryan kicks him in the head and backs him in the corner before hitting another kick and taking Punk to the top. Punk knocks him down with a headbutt and follows it with a flying elbow drop for two, then he lifts Bryan up for the GTS but Bryan counters into a rollup attempt. Bryan tries to put him in the LeBell Lock but Punk slingshots him near the apron, then Chris Jericho runs out and throws Bryan into the guardrail to cause a disqualification. Jericho rolls in the ring and knocks Punk down with a Codebreaker, then waits at the top of the stage as Punk comes to and reacts to what just happened.
Winner (by disqualification) - Daniel Bryan
R-Truth comes out to do commentary and tells King and Cole that they don't have to worry because little Jimmy is not there, it is just Truth. Miz makes his entrance and says Kofi got a huge reaction last night for doing a handstand but he is not impressed, because he was the first entrant in the Royal Rumble. He says he lasted over 45 minutes and his Wrestlemania plans may have gotten off track but he is going to get back to it by beating Kofi because he is awesome.
Kofi Kingston vs Miz
Miz kicks Kofi in the corner and avoids a running splash, then drops him with a knee and points at Truth but Kofi almost rolls him up. Miz gets back up and throws Kofi in the corner, then hits a running clothesline and a double axe handle smash for two. He puts Kofi in a headlock but Kofi makes it to his feet and punches his way out, then runs the ropes and almost ties Miz up with a quick rollup. Miz knocks him right back down and he points at Truth again, but Kofi counters a clothesline with a kick to the head. He goes up top and hits a crossbody for two, then Miz hits a backbreaker but Kofi counters the neckbreaker and tries to spring off the ropes. Miz knocks him down with a successful neckbreaker, but Kofi leapfrogs him in the corner and hits Trouble In Paradise for the win.
Winner - Kofi Kingston
John Laurinaitis is in his office and asks David Otunga if he has seen HHH, but Otunga tells him not to worry about it because he took care of things. John says he is nervous and asks if Otunga is unhappy with his job, but he tells John he is happy and tells him things will work out before leaving.
Divas Championship
Eve Torres vs Beth Phoenix (c)
Eve punches Beth in the head a few times, but Beth fights her off and hits a Glam Slam for the win.
Winner - Beth Phoenix
Beth leaves and Kane appears on the Titantron and asks her how it feels? He says Zack Ryder wouldn't be so beat up if John Cena would embrace the hate and stop looking past him. Kane says Cena is looking ahead to the Rock instead of listening to him, so he is going to continue to take things out on Cena because he won't beat him or the Rock. Kane tells Eve he will use her as an example to share his message, then his pyro goes off and Kane appears on the apron right behind Eve. She screams and tries to crawl away, then Cena makes his way out to protect her and they beat the hell out of each other at ringside.
Cena whips Kane into the steps and slams his head off of them, then takes them apart and hits Kane in the face with the top of the steps. He waits for Kane to get up and hits him again, then screams at Kane that he will keep hitting him if he gets up. Cena throws the steps down then takes the announcer's table apart and hits Kane in the head with a microphone and says they are going to have a party. He drags Kane over towards the table and tries to hit an Attitude Adjustment, but Kane shifts his weight and falls into the crowd then runs away as Cena yells at him.
John Laurinaitis makes his way out to the ring and he says he would like to say a few things before HHH comes out for his review. He says he is not nervois because he knows he did a good job and the fans appreciated it, and ratings are up from last year. John goes over the grading of his review and says they include a self grading portion and he can give himself alot of good grades. HHH cuts him off and says he wants him to forget his performance because he has been watching him since John backstabbed him. He says he thought John would do a good job and calls him spineless and gutless, then says he tried to take his power and make himself a star.
HHH says he was the worst GM they had and he got involved in matches, and John tries to reason with him and tells him that he is just trying to make RAW better. HHH says Vince and himself let personal decisions get in the way, just like John has let personal feelings cloud his judgment. John asks him not to do this and says he will do anything, then HHH says that is a vague statement and tells him to start by apologizing to everyone in the crowd. He apologizes for his errors and gets booed, and HHH asks the fans if that was good enough and they tell him no. HHH says that won't work so he might put him in a gauntlet match with the locker room, then he says that's not fair so he needs to think of something else. HHH says he thought of something that Vince did, and he wants to see where John's loyalty is and tells him Vince would usually make people join a certain club.
John says he knows he doesn't have to prove his loyalty, but HHH tells him he does and John reluctantly pulls out some chap stick and gets on his knees while HHH makes a fart noise. HHH laughs and says he was actually going to do it, but he won't let John touch him because he doesn't know where John's lips were. He tells John he's not doing any of the silly stuff and wants to get to the point, and the board sees that he is not letting things get personal. HHH says he was told he can come back whenever he wants to, so he wants to wish John well, but he gets interrupted by a familiar gong! Undertaker walks to the ring and circles him before he looks up at the Wrestlemania sign and does the throat slash, but HHH taps him on the shoulder and leaves the ring without an answer.[/quote]
