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[AKI Man]

I have a question, why haven't be banned AKI Man, yet?

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I can answer that one....

Cause you cant fucker! I started this shit, and t'he creator cant be banned! What would happen without AKI Man? Oh, dont worry, I know.

 

[Deleted User]

a F**K?:

You aren't the REAL AKI Man. You're a doppelganger! The Armando I know would agree with me! I will find your alien nest!

 

[AKI Man]

.....

The real AKI Man will never return! From now on, you can call me CM-Man! The time for hiding in the shadows is over! Its time for WAR!

Are you ready..... Fuckers!

 

[Deleted User]

:blink: I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!

 

[AKI Man]

Ha! Ha!

AKI Man was merely my bitch to get one foot in the door of OSR! Now I have the power to eliminate my enemies starting with the one and only CBV!

I have a question..

Can you juggle three oranges on one foot? Cause I can!

 

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@M; Arjun The Man said, and I quote.
Because you are of alien type. LOL

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No, I have never tried Muay Thai. My parents didn't let me and I lost interest.
My sporting hero is Wayne Rooney. I've always liked him ever since he scored his first premier league goal against Arsenal. When he was transferred to Man United, I marked out like never before and probably never again.

 

[AKI Man]

Cool bro. My sporting hero is Steve Davis the snooker player has even at being 50+ years old he still shows the old guys can still rule, is a true legend in snooker! I also love Ian Wright who played for Arsenal and Dennis Bergkamp. Bruce Lee was also someone I adored. Such a iconic martial artist and true sportsman.

Do you still play snooker? Also is Tong Po from kickboxer still alive?

 

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Isn't it ironic how my name means but I don't have any ideas how to play snooker or pool? My dudes tried to get me into it but I failed miserably and will never even think of trying it again. LOL

Tong Po is still alive and he is not Thai. He's a Moroccan.

 

[AKI Man]

Ha! Well this is the confusion with Tong Po! Micheal Qussi played Tong Po in Kickboxer 2 and he is morrocon! Tong Po in the first kickboxer played himself. Check the credits at the end of the movie bro! The real Tong Po was a trained Muay Thai fighter who was infact from Thailand. They both look completly different in kickboxer 1 and 2. Micheal Qussi is Jean claude van damm's longtime friend. He was also in bloosport and got his leg fucked up by bolo.

 

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Tong Po is a fictional character bro. IMDB says he was played by Michel Qissi in both films.

 

[AKI Man]

Dont believe what IMBD say bro! Total crap.Tong Po from t'he first kickboxer was the real one. Micheal qussi was in kickboxer 2! I saw a interview of Micheal Quissi saying he was offered t'he kickboxer 2 role because of his friendship with Van Damme!

 

[Deleted User]

Actually, it isn't, dude. Tong Po billed as himself was a mistake.

<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>Tong Po is mistakenly billed as playing himself (on the film's credits). In fact Michel Qissi played the villainous Thai for this film and its sequel Kickboxer 2: The Road Back. Kamel Krifa played the character in the 4th. Qissi can also be seen in two other Van Damme movies, Bloodsport and Lionheart. In Bloodsport Qissi is the fighter that gets his leg broken by Chong Li. In Lionheart (AWOL) Qissi plays Moustafe who alongside another legionnaire is trying to bring Lyon from America back to Africa. [/quote]

<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>Michel Qissi was a technical advisor/choreographer when he overheard the production crew say they were looking for a tall oriental-looking guy with a background in Muay Thai. He volunteered, and got the part of Tong Po. [/quote]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097659/trivia

Here's the wikipedia page:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kickboxer_(film)

Plus... just watch the movies, again. Same exact guy.

:Felix:

 

[AKI Man]

Dont buy it bro. Damn! I trained in Muay Thai for nearly 5 years and Tong Po in Kickboxer 1 is a pro, when micheal Qussi looks like a goat in kickboxer 2. Get screencaps and compare them. No comparison in body or style! Qussi was trained by Van Damme and instructed on how to portray the real Tong Po.

 

[Super El Guapo]

You must learn to be faster than any punch or kick, that way won't get hit

 

[AKI Man]

Lets just rename this topic, Maicue's Tong Po "Is he real, or isnt he" topic? Damn! This shit is good.

 

[KG 24]

Question. Why the hell did you let AKI-Man and CB(ag of Bones)V take over your topic?

 

[AKI Man]

CB(ag of Bones)V take over your topic?

:blink:

DAMN!

 

[Deleted User]

Question. Why the hell did you let AKI-Man and CB(ag of Bones)V take over your topic?

I didn't take over squat. I'm just helping out with the mystery at hand. Bag of bones? Dude, this bag of bones is the shit. You should hope you turn out as awesome as I am. :B-)

Also, they really are the same guy.

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This apparently is a common myth.

Thank you for watching this edition of "Internet Mythbusters" :toast:

 

[KG 24]

The truth is that i'm jealous of CBV, since he's older, wiser, better looking, and all that other crap. Plus, I LOVE THE (10-20 years older than me) ELDERLY!

 

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