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<table><tr><td>Cena Calls Himself A Tampon?
After spending a few days off Twitter, WWE top star John Cena responded to The Rock's recent digs ahead of a meeting at the WrestleMania 29 press conference in New Jersey on Thursday. "Looks like my buddy Dwayne is headed to Metlife Stadium tomorrow for WrestleMania 29...I got nothing to do..see u there amigo," Cena started. "Saw Dwayne wished me happy valentines...For those that didn't get the 'pink part' thing he once again is referencing my mangina. So I propose this...Cena tampons. 'That time of the month got u feeling bad, just put a lil Cena inside ya
he'll make ya feel fine' #champax. Or Cena feminine wash. 'Tough day south of the equator? Lather some Cena on there and they can't smell you!' #massCENAgil. That's the late nite act kiddos. Be back for the morning show at Metlife Stadium tomorrow. See u then movie star." After a follower on Twitter said to Rock that Cena called himself a tampon, Rock tweeted, "Mission accomplished. (Easy mission btw)."</td><td>
</td></tr></table><table><tr><td>TDK's Take:
This is one of those rare moments when life is stranger than fiction. Fact is, you can't make up stuff this good. And if you did, nobody would believe you...</td></tr></table>
After spending a few days off Twitter, WWE top star John Cena responded to The Rock's recent digs ahead of a meeting at the WrestleMania 29 press conference in New Jersey on Thursday. "Looks like my buddy Dwayne is headed to Metlife Stadium tomorrow for WrestleMania 29...I got nothing to do..see u there amigo," Cena started. "Saw Dwayne wished me happy valentines...For those that didn't get the 'pink part' thing he once again is referencing my mangina. So I propose this...Cena tampons. 'That time of the month got u feeling bad, just put a lil Cena inside ya
he'll make ya feel fine' #champax. Or Cena feminine wash. 'Tough day south of the equator? Lather some Cena on there and they can't smell you!' #massCENAgil. That's the late nite act kiddos. Be back for the morning show at Metlife Stadium tomorrow. See u then movie star." After a follower on Twitter said to Rock that Cena called himself a tampon, Rock tweeted, "Mission accomplished. (Easy mission btw)."</td><td>
This is one of those rare moments when life is stranger than fiction. Fact is, you can't make up stuff this good. And if you did, nobody would believe you...</td></tr></table>
