Cena & Del Rio News, Hardy Opening a School?

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<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Quote:</dt><dd> </dd></dl><div>- Alberto Del Rio and WWE Champion John Cena are currently booked for the SmackDown tapings in Dallas, Texas on October 11th, the day before the RAW brand heads to Mexico.

- Matt Hardy teased on his Twitter last night that he will be opening a wrestling school soon. Hardy told a fan that it will be open in a few months and says he will have a major announcement later today. Hardy's girlfriend Reby Sky is also teasing on her pages that Matt will be opening a wrestling school soon.

- FCW Diva Eden Stiles announced the dark match before last night's WWE Night of Champions pay-per-view.

- Below is video of WWE Diva Kaitlyn at the 2011 Olympia Expo in Las Vegas over the weekend. Kaitlyn was there on behalf of Gaspari Nutrition.

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[AKI Man]

Hardy opening a wrestling school?

Whats he gonna teach? How to roll a joint. How to not get caught drink driving? How to loose your love to a fellow wrestler etc etc...

How can anyone take this guy seriously in anything he says.. Fucking Moron!

 

[Deleted User]

I wouldn't mind a school where you learn how to roll joints. Hardy would fuck it up, though.

What's he gonna teach? How to land flat-backed on everything?

 

[Blue Warrior]

OK, this is what you have to do to pass Hardy's wrestling school:

1.Reach 350 pounds
2.Jump from the 2nd rope on your legs thinking that you're athletic
3.Lose 1 pound and brag about it
4.Get caught driving under influence for 5 times
5.Post suicide notes on YouTube
6.Get your brother's wife to hate you
7.Get the entire human race to hate you


And the final exam.........

Get your career on the right path and then ruin it for no reason.

If you do that, you are oficially a Hardy-Twat graduate!!!

 

[AKI Man]

<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Blue Warrior</dt><dd>Sep 19 2011, 03:12:36 PM</dd></dl><div>OK, this is what you have to do to pass Hardy's wrestling school: 1.Reach 350 pounds 2.Jump from the 2nd rope on your legs thinking that you're athletic 3.Lose 1 pound and brag about it 4.Get caught driving under influence for 5 times 5.Post suicide notes on YouTube 6.Get your brother's wife to hate you 7.Get the entire human race to hate you And the final exam......... Get your career on the right path and then ruin it for no reason. If you do that, you are oficially a Hardy-Twat graduate!!![/quote]EPIC Post Warrior bro.. That made me laugh out loud.. Im quoting that shit right now.