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How old are you?

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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?'

"Twenty-six," he said.
 

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There's a (not that much) similar joke:

Some 13 year old kids smoke cigars in a park and a guy comes to them.

He turns off all of the cigarettes and then he says to one kid: "Do you know that smoking makes life a half shorter?! How old are you?"

The kid answers: "13"

Then the guy says: "13, ha? You see, if you didn't smoke these cigars you would now be 26!!!"
 

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Well kinda R.R's joke is better...I laughed more on it than on yours Blue Warrior..
But still your is a good one too :) :D
 

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You'd laugh more if you seen the video.

Yes, I have it on DVD.
 
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