Lik dis if u cri erritiem stories

[The NekoMancer]

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[The NekoMancer]

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[KWG]

bitiful es bo deles face :'(( [3] :cry :hank

 

[The NekoMancer]

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lik dis psot if ur cri erritoim

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[KG 24]

i cri rivr n swimz n it but nevr lernt hw 2 swimz so i drowns in sadnezz

 

[Goatcheese]

touching

 

[The NekoMancer]

<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>KG 24</dt><dd>Dec 15 2013, 03:31:37 PM</dd></dl><div>i cri rivr n swimz n it but nevr lernt hw 2 swimz so i drowns in sadnezz[/quote]wowe, dis sed stori 2 plz lik kg'z psot if u creyd erritim

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touching

lik gresydolin if u cri erritim at teh tuchingnez awf his psot

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oenc upon an tim der wus an kid whose naem wus teh pyen is heer, he wus band frum n forim cuz dei cudnt hendl his sweg... so he kept makin noo acuntz coz he had sweg, butt he waystd so much tim makin noo acuntz he 4got he had dihorea n nededed 2 poop, so he shat pantz n he drownd in shet n dyed,

lik dis psot if u r an orz membur

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oenc upon an tim der wus an trutel whu was at teh baech njoyin teh sun, it trund upsyd daon n cudnt mooev anymor

lik dis if u wer bron frum an women

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SAD Stori
boi: kleen da dishz
girl:no
(dishz staid derti)

LYK IF You CRYD

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once der wos a grl n boi
th grl azked if th boi luvd her n boy sed no
de gurl waz angry n boi sed i vry sori
de nxt dae gurl jumpd of a 1 metr hi ster case and got a scarth..
boi was hert browkn

like diz if u cri evy tym

 

[Deleted User]

You can always count on Victor to catch on to a joke that went out of style 3 years ago.

 

[The NekoMancer]

oenc upon an tiem der wus an fil he was rly stooped n coudnt laff at ol' joeks coz he sux

lik diz if ur nawt an caoboi

 

[Goatcheese]

1 lik = 1 prer

 

[The NekoMancer]

oenc upon an tiem der wus an gurl wit cansur

1 lik 2 prerz

 

[Goatcheese]

<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Gooby 3 16</dt><dd>Dec 16 2013, 02:44:32 AM</dd></dl><div>oenc upon an tiem der wus an gurl wit cansur

1 lik 2 prerz[/quote]lits get hewr to liv 5ever pls lik

 

[The NekoMancer]

immorality plez, we wunt 2 liv 5evr

 

[Goatcheese]

k den git 10 liks

 

[The NekoMancer]

oenc upon an tim der wus an gurl who wuz wit boi havin sax 5 teh furs tim.

gurl: bf i tink am pregnet
boi: *pulz owff* k i git teh fuk owta her
gurl: but u sed u lv me 6evr
boi: k *gits teh fuk owt*

lik dis if u crey errvitim

 

[Goatcheese]

k lit me tel u stori k

gilr: i hev sekrit
gay: wut sekrit bby
gilr: I pregnent
gay: lol k sweg
gilr: lol jk jist a fart

 

[The NekoMancer]

k lit me tel u stori k

gilr: i hev sekrit
gay: wut sekrit bby
gilr: I pregnent
gay: lol k sweg
gilr: lol jk jist a fart

wowe 3sed 5 me i lik coz i crey evertim

 

[Goatcheese]

my hewrtz ar brokn furever

 

[The NekoMancer]

boi: hrey bbz i bot u sum chocletetz
gurl: k, yum *aets chocoladateztz
boi: u lik em
gurl: no am allarguc 2 choclodetezts
boi: butt u no tel me dat b5
gurl: i waned u 2 fele goude 5 given me gitf
boi: butt wil u be k?
gurl: no *she ded*

lik dis iff u creay erritiem

 

[Goatcheese]

so mcuh kry so litl tim