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[Super El Guapo]

its 1pm, and im unemployed at the moment still living of my severance package i got laid off in October that wasn't to bad i hated that fucking job and the boss was a complete fuckhead
so im a lot happier now im thinking of going back to school and getting a diploma in commercial arts and its only a one year course and it looks easy, so what do you do?

 

[AKI Man]

Ahh soz to hear that bro. But atleast you are aiming for something. Well, im kinda unemployed atm. I do work for my Wife's dad's for 2-3 days a week. He does building/carpentary so it gets me out of the house and earn some cash. By trade im a artist and also art consultant. I use to work in a gallery and loved that job. The owner was a old man and wanted to retire, so sold the business off, and it was turned into a fuckin cafe. So im looking for full-time work atm buddy. You have any kids? I have 1, a beautiful daughter called Lili. Have you ever been abroad? Like to europe etc?

 

[TheDoctor]

*pees in the flower pot in the corner in the room*

 

[AKI Man]

*pees in the flower pot in the corner in the room*

I could'nt get to the gents in time, so peed in the sink downstairs lol. My Wifes dad was in the toilet for ages.

 

[Super El Guapo]

no kids for me man but my wife wants kids im having a hard enough time looking after myself, maybe one day when i get my shit sorted out, I've been to Newzeland a few times but that don't count its only next door, man I hate working for family they expect way too much and expect to pay you less well maybe thats just my family. its a shame you work got turned into a cafe like there isn't enough
of them, everywhere you go theres a fucking cafe whatever happened to the good old fish&chip shop? soon everything will be something you don't want.

 

[AKI Man]

<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Michael El Guapo</dt><dd>Feb 18 2011, 11:24:50 PM</dd></dl><div>no kids for me man but my wife wants kids im having a hard enough time looking after myself, maybe one day when i get my shit sorted out, I've been to Newzeland a few times but that don't count its only next door, man I hate working for family they expect way too much and expect to pay you less well maybe thats just my family. its a shame you work got turned into a cafe like there isn't enough
of them, everywhere you go theres a fucking cafe whatever happened to the good old fish&chip shop? soon everything will be something you don't want.[/quote]Thats it bro. Every fucking way I turn there is a cafe of some sorts. I like to go somewhere like a chip shop and have some grease, instead of seeing a damn healthy, small portioned shit!! Its all good having them, but it seems when a shop closes, a cafe opens. Now I mean cafe in a sense of snobby ones, not a nice cafe where you can get a fry up etc.

I love my fish and chips. Also very fond of a sausage in batter!!

"Reaches for takeaway menu. Oh shit its closed now"

 

[Super El Guapo]

<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Michael El Guapo</dt><dd>Feb 18 2011, 11:24:50 PM</dd></dl><div>no kids for me man but my wife wants kids im having a hard enough time looking after myself, maybe one day when i get my shit sorted out, I've been to Newzeland a few times but that don't count its only next door, man I hate working for family they expect way too much and expect to pay you less well maybe thats just my family. its a shame you work got turned into a cafe like there isn't enough
of them, everywhere you go theres a fucking cafe whatever happened to the good old fish&chip shop? soon everything will be something you don't want.

Thats it bro. Every fucking way I turn there is a cafe of some sorts. I like to go somewhere like a chip shop and have some grease, instead of seeing a damn healthy, small portioned shit!! Its all good having them, but it seems when a shop closes, a cafe opens. Now I mean cafe in a sense of snobby ones, not a nice cafe where you can get a fry up etc.

I love my fish and chips. Also very fond of a sausage in batter!!

"Reaches for takeaway menu. Oh shit its closed now"[/quote]this might sound like im old, but what ever happened to the 2$ bucket of chips me and my brothers would get that and it would be enough to feed five of us now we don't leave the shop with out throwing a 20 down for the same fucking thing

 

[TheDoctor]

i have 3 kids bro, it's hard to find time to have a sausage in the batter..............


o wait you were talking bout food weren't you......... :huh:

 

[AKI Man]

LOL. Its a challege bro. Im craving for a sausage in batter and chips!

 

[Super El Guapo]

So anybody else wife give them shit for being on the computer all the time? my wife is like why do you play stupid games all the time, why don't you take ever take me out anymore, your getting fat, and im all like Is Michael gonna have to choke a bitch?....I wouldn't say that but you get my point.

 

[TheDoctor]

Not really Bro, my wife is a gamer too. we just like different types

 

[AKI Man]

As long as I do my fatherly duties and give my missus some attention and love, she is all good bro. She actually sometimes watches me when I hack and takes a slight interest! Which is nice. She is well laid back, and very easy going. Though she is a women and does have her mood swings and moans over stupid shit!! Im lucky really as alot of my ex's would have left me by now for the amount of time I spend on the net.

 

[Super El Guapo]

Stop me if you have heard this one,

Q.how do you make a woman come

A.who gives a shit!

 

[TheDoctor]

Looks Like those Alien Bastards drank all My Beer!!!!

 

[Super El Guapo]

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[Deleted User]

<blockquote class='quote\\_blockquote'><dl><dt>Michael El Guapo</dt><dd>Feb 18 2011, 11:51:02 PM</dd></dl><div>So anybody else wife give them shit for being on the computer all the time? my wife is like why do you play stupid games all the time, why don't you take ever take me out anymore, your getting fat, and im all like Is Michael gonna have to choke a bitch?....I wouldn't say that but you get my point.[/quote]I dunno. I don't have a wife. My girlfriend tells me I'm addicted to the internet, I put down my locor, lick the glass clean of any leftover coke residue, pound the rest of my coffee, light up a cigarette, and laugh inside because I know for a fact I don't have an addictive personality. I also throw the recliner at her and tell her to control her temper. Some people.

 

[Deleted User]

Stay classy, NYCPD....

 

[AKI Man]

MASSIVE UPDATE!! Ive got flu....

Thats all.

 

[Super El Guapo]

thats sad i hate the flu

 

[AKI Man]

It sucks bro, I woke up felling like shit!! Body is aching, sore throat, pain in my back, tired. Want to hack but no motivation. Actually fuck it! Im hacking. Hows you bro?