Rap Battling

[CalvTheHedgehog]

It's an absolutely insane art from all over the world. To some, it's just pure ignorance, but as a battle rapper I know how challenging it is and how much effort it takes. Anybody else a fan?

One of the craziest rap battles of all time.
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And here's a shameless plug of me bodybagging some Native guy.
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[AKI Man]

I love battle rapping. A few of my friend's from White City (Which is a rough estate in London) use to do this. I had some pretty good battle's, namely with a guy called ZiNK! He was a cool guy who owned me too many times to remember, but I think this is a real art and it creative. You gotta be on cue and use the dictionary lol.

This is a cool topic Calv and thanks for sharing this.

EDIT: I think doing something like this at OSR would be pretty cool. We could record our own lyric's post them here.

Also, you did own that dude. He chocked up a few times. ^o)

 

[CalvTheHedgehog]

AKI MAN USED TO RAP BATTLE... JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. I'm glad I made this topic.

We should def make a battle league on here. I'd bodybag all of you.

 

[AKI Man]

AKI MAN USED TO RAP BATTLE... JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. I'm glad I made this topic.

We should def make a battle league on here. I'd bodybag all of you.

:Felix:

I bet you would Calv. Its been 10 year's since I last battled and my brain cell's have got less and less by getting older.

It would be pretty cool to have a battle league or even just a topic for members to post funny/legit raps. It could be the worst of the worst, but it would all be for fun.

 

[CalvTheHedgehog]

Yee, not even battles, just straight bars and sometimes battles if we're feelin' it.

 

[KG 24]

Did someone say... Rap Battles???

Me and my big mouth have gone through some over the years. I'm good with coming up with quick insults, though my rhyming skills need some work.

 

[Goatcheese]

I used to do this shit ^o) I always shutted the other asshole up! lol

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Edit: Excuse me? U sure about that bro? :B-) I think the first rap challenge should be..... ME VS YOOUUUU!!

 

[CalvTheHedgehog]

Goatcheese, man, you need an english lesson,
You stepped up, you're getting bodied, now I see you're regrettin',
But don't worry, any faggot who decides to get to steppin',
Is bound to get a beatdown, I'll lyrically bash they head's in.

Kelly Kelly? I'll kill 'er, and make you watch me,
Bend her on the table and have sex with the dead body,
That's probably really horrible, but I don't give a fuck,
I'm a monster, I guess I'll Frankenstien'er, cuz you know it's her finisha',

 

[Goatcheese]

Goatcheese, man, you need an english lesson,
You stepped up, you're getting bodied, now I see you're regrettin',
But don't worry, any faggot who decides to get to steppin',
Is bound to get a beatdown, I'll lyrically bash they head's in.

Kelly Kelly? I'll kill 'er, and make you watch me,
Bend her on the table and have sex with the dead body,
That's probably really horrible, but I don't give a fuck,
I'm a monster, I guess I'll Frankenstien'er, cuz you know it's her finisha',

This rapping shit is getting me really busy

I'm So Badass, you know your rap is kinda shitty!

Ill ruin your reputation and Ill
mess with you’re head.
Ill embarrass you so bad that you’ll wish
you were dead.
Gayass prick that wishes he can rap, bro, ill break you! Ill make you snap!
Your rap is stupid like your fake ass gangster clothes, but you look like a dumbass canadian, everybody knows.

 

[CalvTheHedgehog]

Hey, at least you can admit it,
I'm rippin' without no friction, I'm never missin' to hit 'em,
The nine'll spray, and'll kill 'em, I'm spittin' up on his tombstone,
No Undertaker will be able to take this goon home,

R.A.P: Rhythm and Poetry,
R.I.P: Goatcheese when he goes for me,
Well, not really Rest In Peace, I'll make him rest in pieces,
He's bleedin' and floodin' streets with the crimson he's leakin',

RAH

 

[Goatcheese]

Hey, at least you can admit it,
I'm rippin' without no friction, I'm never missin' to hit 'em,
The nine'll spray, and'll kill 'em, I'm spittin' up on his tombstone,
No Undertaker will be able to take this goon home,

R.A.P: Rhythm and Poetry,
R.I.P: Goatcheese when he goes for me,
Well, not really Rest In Peace, I'll make him rest in pieces,
He's bleedin' and floodin' streets with the crimson he's leakin',

RAH

Lol. ^o) ok ok...... Wait.

Your so stupid with all ur damn "trippin", you know you suck balls without you "knowin"
The quotation mark shit, is getting real old. You irritating as a damn cold!
Your raps are lamer that Barney's theme song,
Bitch, you far behind, waaay to long!
Bro, you think that you can really diss,
I have more rapping talent............. in my PISS!

 

[CalvTheHedgehog]

You rap in your own piss? Giving yourself golden showers?
You call me William Regal cuz my Punch has got the Power,
I'll take on any battler, sever heads with Excaliburs,
Goatcheese is a faggot, he eats semen every hour.

 

[Goatcheese]

You rap in your own piss? Giving yourself golden showers?
You call me William Regal cuz my Punch has got the Power,
I'll take on any battler, sever heads with Excaliburs,
Goatcheese is a faggot, he eats semen every hour.

I don't shower of swim in my own piss, I'm just saying I'm rapping WAY better than your grade 1 diss! You rap like shit, don't quit your daytime job! Or you won't have anything, just be a fat damn slob (your anyway a fat slob) so kiss my ass and go play with your micro dick, next time, before you accept my challenge, you better think! I'm the shit yeah, yeah I'm right! Don't piss your pants because I gave you a big fright. Go watch your gay porn, because playing with the goat, you may get the HORN!

 

[CalvTheHedgehog]

The last bar was iight, I'm not gonna lie,
But you frontin', why? You contemplating suicide?
It's a suicide mission to bring writtens on me,
Cuz I'ma cut this diamond up... DDP,

 

[Goatcheese]

The last bar was iight, I'm not gonna lie,
But you frontin', why? You contemplating suicide?
It's a suicide mission to bring writtens on me,
Cuz I'ma cut this diamond up... DDP,

Calvenator, shutup ur rhyming is lame, rapping on youtube, good luck with that, but rapping against me? Boy! Ill give you a heart attack! Your shit is boring, go read a book, your ass is owned, the top rapper place has been took! I don't have time for your stupid nursery rhymes, go read it to ur kid bro, cause I don't have loser time!

 

[CalvTheHedgehog]

You called me a loser and lame, and say I spit nurcery rhymes?
You eat cum for a living, Georgie Pourgy's Puddin' in your eye,
Hickory Dickery Dock, you take more cocks than Pam Anderson,
If you tried dropping tracks on youtube, nobody would be a fan of it,

 

[Goatcheese]

I spit hot rhymes and they start to fizzle,
and bro, you sound like a broken fiddle,
but I can bust a rhyme and it will turn out like a riddle. I can be doing this battling all freaking day, but to lose to you you gotta be real insane but it wont take to long to win this game, because you suck so much, your far away from any fame! Battling the Goat was a mistake, because I won't back down, my rhymes will only be made!

 

[CalvTheHedgehog]

Fuck it, I'm bringin' hammers, what you thinkin' bruh?
Long clips get sprayed, call it sprinkler,
I fire shots all around yo parimeter,
Leave this Goat Cheesed, like his Dairy-ere went missin', bruh,

 

[nWo mark (WMI)]

I will be back to destroy this topic after work...You've been warned.

~*E*~
nWo 4 Life

 

[Goatcheese]

Try and beat me, ill take your fucken face and pound it. Don't think your causing problems, because I'm high up in my class, ill show Old Skool Reunion that ill kick ur ass! Your rapping is getting stupid, every single time. Your rapping isn't even worth a dime! You spit some shit and think that you own me? Bro, you better growup you little dopey! Go play outside your house and stop laying infront of the PC, trying to shut a Goat up isn't very easy!