Rap Battling

[CalvTheHedgehog]

I'll gut you... Try talking then,
You... Like to fuck men,
I... Am out of bars,
You fuck Goats.

 

[Goatcheese]

Jesus, ^o) Your stuff isn't rhyming anymore? :O

This stuff is getting old, at your shit I never lol'd. I fuck men? Well, your barbies gay Ken, Ken is the gayest right? I have the rapping might! I own your ass! You gonna get pass? I'm Goatcheese! Remember the name, cause, I make your rhymes sound extremely lame! Goatcheese!

 

[KG 24]

For the past few hours, I've been waiting and wishing
That these two clowns would stop all their bitching!
These kids just be fooling for too many hours on the clock
But now it's truly time to meet the new rapper on the block
It's KG, ya see, and I just be rolling all 24
So who wants to be first to go toe to toe?

 

[CalvTheHedgehog]

You want fast flow? Decapitate, I'll slap his face and rap the hate,
I'll grab the eighth, and shoot 'em, I'm usin' you to go practice late,
After I body you, there's no need to congratulate,
Any bitch you have, I'll fuck her and won't ejaculate,

I'm an electrical menace, I'll check you like I'm Ovetchkin,
I'll kick you like I'm Beckham, and I'll knife you like Commander Sheppard,
I'll breathe in, unload a clip, I be threat to this faggot,
I'll bodybag 'em, clip the magnum, put an end to this faggot,

 

[Goatcheese]

Fuck.... Ill make a rap tommorow. ^o) I'm tired as shit! Its like 23:08 here.... :O

 

[nWo mark (WMI)]

Goatcheese? Calvanater? I ain't never heard of you
But nonetheless I'll bless you with a disrespectful word or two
Torch you wit my flow, then smoke you like some fuckin turtle food
Rape your girls? Nah I'll take your girls, they whore convertibles
That means they take they tops off, when I'm soft, to get my rocks off
Wrap thy jaws, around my balls, and when I finish it's a given: denied calls

Yea...gotta get back to work now, but I could do this all day

~*E*~
nWo 4 Life

 

[Deleted User]

Ya'll ain't got rhymes, ya'll got clown shoes
Tryn to spit shit while our ears sings the blues
Tiny little brains with even smaller views,
Ya can't see the picture, so I'll let ya peruse,

This shit ain't freestyle, it's keyboard strokes
these ain't rhyme's, they're anecdotes
This ain't a battle, it's a beating
Hey ya'll, how's that shit you're eating?

Bruce Campbell Word.

 

[AKI Man]

You guys got owned!!

Hey Calv, Goat?

Guess what? You both got owned. Dont worry cause my man N-dubz will keep it on flow, just like when you both sucked on that double ended dildo.

I know you are both hurting, but its all good. I take prisoners just like Steven Segal did in Nico. I am Bruce lee to a T! More than a Ninja and more than a G, boys, you fuck with me, I will put you boys back in elementary.

Dont get me wrong, I aint hating, but when you guys run down on me, I will get Micheal Myers carve you both just like he did to his own family.

Goatcheese, what kinda name is that? Where you cristiened like that cause you where conceived by a goat who sucked on a donkey?

Calv? You are da man, more than Ric Flair claimed to by rubbing your dick to get da victory. Wooooooooooooo!

DONE!


PS. This is all for fun, so please dont take it offensively. I am messin. :B-)

 

[CalvTheHedgehog]

nWo Mark has mad bars.
AKI was iight, flow pattern was off, but ye,
CBV knows what he's doin',

I'll throw stones at your greenhouse, after you green out,
Watch you bleed out, glass falls, cut your fuckin' spleen out,
Your plan went complete south, you went and fucked with me now,
I dribbled your head, now I'm here to score the rebound,

I'll sever your knees, you beggin' me please, irrelevent begs will be making you bleed,
I'm reving the engine, the chain will repeat, its spinnin' and rippin' the flesh from your cheeks,
Inevidebly, I'm wreckin' the speech, you checkin' you're wrecked cuz you're messin' with me,
Seven's the count of the shots that be poppin' and splattering brains on the seperate street,

 

[KG 24]

What, I get no attention? Guess I posted at the wrong time
Guess you guys think you're to good, like you're in some kind of prime
Being absolutely ignored is worse then being hated, that's a fact
But I guess that's how you fuckers wanna screw me over, so I can deal with that

CBV, go home, back to your two saves that look the same
nWo mark, just go back to updating your DLC filled game
AKI, we may be cool, but please PLEASE just go away
Calv and Goat, just keep on fighting, but don't try to lengthen your stay
I'll repeat my self one more time, so you assholes can't leave me yo
Is there anyone here that wants to go toe to toe??

(Seriously, I need some frickin feedback guys! And don't take this seriously, all part of the rapping game)

 

[Goatcheese]

Aki bro! Your tripping, at the end your lyrics were slipping! KG bro, what the fuck your saying? Your not ready to rap, your just playing! CBV, in rapping your not the best bro, ill take this place over like a fucken pro! All of ur raps are shit, its sounds like a drunk ho! Boy, I'm rapping with the flow! That's why I'm top, boy, yeah you know!

 

[nWo mark (WMI)]

Umm...

KG, How can I put this lightly
Please don't quit your day job, even if it's overnight, B
Not a paraplegic, but the rhymes? Can't feel them slightly
Bro don't take it personal, I still want you to like me

This q might confuse you so I'll ask you very slowly
Is...Your...Screen...Name...For...Garnett...Or...Is...Your...Name...For...Kobe
That above your head? It's probably cuz your down below me
I asked your girl if she give head...and she was down to blow me

Back to the subject I'm not saying you should stop tryin
But you should change your pic from a "caution" to "Stop" sign...Ok I'm done

Haha, KG your lines are good man...But you gotta make sure each line of your raps has about the same amount of words so they flow better, and definitely up the insults. Otherwise not bad. Also, Kudos to whoever made this topic...It was a really cool idea

~*E*~
nWo 4 Life

 

[CalvTheHedgehog]

Straight up, nWo Mark was killin' shit,

 

[CalvTheHedgehog]

Double post, but I had another battle.

 

[Goatcheese]

We have a future auctioneer guy here! ^o) Jeeeez... You talk fast, are you 14? I heard the one dude say something about that?

 

[CalvTheHedgehog]

Yee, 15 on Nov 20

 

[Goatcheese]

Cool.