What Stupid shit have you done

[Champion_Gamer]

so this is something more recent, well it happened yesterday and I finished it off today.......

so for my birthday I got a $179 beard trimmer/razor and if any of you know me well you will know I’m obsessive over my own and others facial hair and that I also have a obsession over razors, so I used it I trim the beard i've been growing for roughly six months and it was all over in 20 mins, the trimmer worked well so I washed it put it back in it's case and left it for a few days, so yesterday I go and pick up the razor and i'm screwing around with the height settings or whatever you call them and as I don’t want to shave what’s left of my beard I shave my arm hair halfway up my wrist, my mum comes in and ask what i'm doing she calls me a dickhead and tells me to stop screwing around so I do the problem is now half my arm is shaved, it looks fucking odd so today I shave the rest of it off right up-to my elbow so now my left arm is hairless but my right arm is still hairy I now look like a total wanker, and am contemplating shaving the other arm so at-least it looks symmetrical lol



sooooo what’s your story’s guy's

 

[Rain]

Are you kidding me at least you can wear a long sleeve shirt.I was back in the 90's with the whole shave lines in your eyebrows b.s. and like a dumb ass I decided to try it at first it was awesome but then I try to fix it and make it look better and before I realize what I've done.My eyebrow is gone and just like your thoughts about one and not the other I shave the other.Bare in mind I just shaved my head the day before so here I am with no eyebrows no hair looking like uncle fester.Also will point out you have no idea how important your eyebrows are to your appearance until they are gone.Of course woman can get away with because they pencil them in but I manned up and went without til they grew back.

 

[Deleted User]

I joined OSR.

 

[The NekoMancer]

I joined OSR.

This.

 

[AKI Man]

I joined OSR.

Opening OSR.

 

[PinkFloyd]

The real question is What stupid shit haven't you done?

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Don't take that offensively :topicbump:

We all do stupid shit every once in our lives

 

[Deleted User]

I've never done stupid shit, oh wait......

 

[PinkFloyd]

I've never done stupid shit, oh wait......

Do you sometimes wonder why when you watch WWE it says "do not try this at home"

 

[Deleted User]

Nope.

 

[TheDoctor]

Are you kidding me at least you can wear a long sleeve shirt.I was back in the 90's with the whole shave lines in your eyebrows b.s. and like a dumb ass I decided to try it at first it was awesome but then I try to fix it and make it look better and before I realize what I've done.My eyebrow is gone and just like your thoughts about one and not the other I shave the other.Bare in mind I just shaved my head the day before so here I am with no eyebrows no hair looking like uncle fester.Also will point out you have no idea how important your eyebrows are to your appearance until they are gone.Of course woman can get away with because they pencil them in but I manned up and went without til they grew back.

This without a doubt the funniest damn thing , I have read all week. lol

 

[PsychoGirl]

I don't wanna remind myself of the stupidest shit I did featuring my eyelashes and blood and hospital .-. but damn you shaved your arm hair? One of my old friend once did those things with his arms and legs...Damn he looked odd and people made fun of him. I decided to help the poor guy and he left the school xD lmao.

Interesting story though @CG

 

[Champion_Gamer]

well wearing a long sleeve in our lovely 40 degrees Celsius heat is not ideal lol however the good news is it's starting to grow back now, anyway time for more stupid stuff I've done..... so i would of been about ten maybe a little older, anyway to the best of my recollection i had just recently got this undertaker DVD

and you know as a kid you ignore the explicit instructions to not try this at home, as is tradition so i had had these marvel comics blow up balloon figure things that i had got at the royal Easter show a few years back so i go get the wolverine one and i go to tombstone him into our lounge and misjudged the window sill and my jaw goes crashing down into the damn thing leaving me clutching at my face, and my mum pissing herself laughing.........

i learned a valuable lesson that day and that was what ever you do don't fuck with wolverine because that motherfucker will really mess you the fuck up lol

 

[Tyler Black]

God, what stupid shit haven't I done. My top 2, would probably be deciding it would be a good idea to lose my virginity in a movie theater, and during backyard wrestling we decided to do a "blade job" with half of a sharp scissor. last minute, guy pussies out and pulls his head away sharply, resulting in me stabbing the hand holding his head and the blade going through one side of my hand, and out the other. Then me deciding to pull it out myself, and not go to the doctor. I have a pretty sweet barbed wire shaped scar tho

 

[KG 24]

Here's a few things:
-Once took a shit on the carpet while getting toilet trained. I knew what I did and I giggled until my sister found out and beat the figurative shit (see what I did there?) out of me
-Went to the hospital 3 times in a month when I was 3 for accidents
-Didn't ask the teacher to use the restroom when I had to puke. Droz'd myself on my pants while taking a test. Smelled like old orange juice
-Teacher thought I cursed in front of him in 7th grade. BS'd my way out of trouble
-I was a semi-bully for a few months in 7th grade. I'm not proud
-7th grade was bad for me. I almost broke like 3 school properties that would have been replaced out of my parents money
-Started a No Mercy argument that went through 3 forums back in 11/12
-Accidentally gave an impression towards high school students that I had a different sexual preference. Worst mistake of my teenage life
-Showing my face to some of the OSR people

And it all started when I walked head first into a wall when I was a year old. Don't think I ever recovered from that.

 

[The NekoMancer]

How to start...

-When I was a kid my mom left me in front of a glass of juice and a bottle of oil while attending other issues. She came back and found a nice surprise. (Juice was actually mixed with oil).

-When I was a kid, also. I used to puke all around the world. I was a little puking machine. Once I was ub a bus and puked right in a woman's head.

-When I was a kid, also, also... I had digimon toys, those that transform/digivolve. I was dumb enough to think they maybe had the other digivolutions inside, so i would take a scewdriver and separate them piece by piece to see if they had them inside. As obvious i couldn't get them back to normal, so I lost them. Yep.

-I participated in that NM incident KG is talking about and I was actually one of the main focuses.

-In highschool we were once playing Hide and seek... I was 17, by the way, and so were my classmates. I was the last who remained unfound so i rushed as fast as i could to the safe point. I could get free... with my face against the wall instead of my hand.

-Once we made a race, also in highschool "The last to touch that blue bus has 100 ugly babies with Ingrid (Ugly, annoying girl in the class). Once again, I won with my face.

-Again in highschool we used to take long walks to beaches, without going to the actual beach, once we went real fuckin' late. Late enough to catch the LAST bus. We almost lost it though.

-I was also a semi-bully during 4th grade. Not proud at all. Probably was a response to being a victim the previous years.

 

[Deleted User]

Which NM thing are we talking about? There's been too many to count.

 

[KG 24]

I called a certain someone out for them calling someone out for "stolen textures". It started at WLF and went to NMZ and OSR overnight. Not my proudest night or moment.

 

[Deleted User]

Was that the gaz thing? Gimme details! I wanna knoooooooow!

 

[Robb420]

:topicbump:

 

[KG 24]

Was that the gaz thing? Gimme details! I wanna knoooooooow!

Can't find anything about it. All the posts/evidence are gone. But it was a stupid situation, trust me.